UPDATE: Nothing is confirmed yet, but there are rumors swirling around the Internet that the couple possibly divorced last season. These rumors began when Colin Cowherd of ESPN's The Herd said the following: "A.J. Burnett went through a terrible divorce and he still might going through it. His wife was vindictive and spiteful. I don't even feel comfortable telling you everything. The stories are ugly."
This news was met with surprise and denial by Burnett's agent, Darek Braunecker. In response to Cowherd, he stated that the reports were false, and the radio host had "no idea" what he was talking about.
Fast Facts: The couple has two children together, A.J. Jr and Ashton.
Hometown: Baltimore, MD
Fun Facts: You want fun facts? We've got fun facts!
Karen lives in Baltimore year round with their two children(confirmed)
Karen has such a fear of flying that in AJ's previous contract with the Blue Jays, he was provided 8 round trip limo rides from Baltimore to Toronto(9 hours) so she and the kids could come up to see him occasionally (confirmed).
Karen Burnett is rumored to have been a stripper before she and AJ were married (unconfirmed).
Karen Burnett is very, vey attractive(confirmed)
UPDATE: 12/09/2010: Joanna and Nick will be tying the knot this weekend in Palm Beach. While several Yankees are scheduled to be in attendance, there will definitely be more interesting and random guests attending. Jamie Lynn Sigler will be in attendance on Joanna's side of the ceremony, while former boy-bander Lance Bass will not only be at the wedding, but will also be standing with Nick as one of his groomsmen. Yes, that Lance Bass. No, we're not kidding.
Date of Birth: August 10, 1979
Hometown: Tampa, FL
Time Together: Unknown, but People magazine first reported the two were together in August, 2009.
Resume: Garcia is an actress who first came onto the scene in Nickelodeon shows, "Are you Afraid of the Dark," and "Clarissa Explains it All." She has made a solid television career, working consistently since the late 90's, most notably appearing on "Reba" for 7 seasons, and currently on "Privileged," and "Gossip Girl."
Joanna also ha brief, albeit highly memorable roles in both American Pie 2 and Not Another Teen Movie.
Fast Facts: Joanna is fluent in Spanish and spends free time teaching english as a second language to children in the Los Angeles area.
Her charity doesn't end there. She works with an organization called, "Make the Commitment," raising awareness for cervical cancer. Finally, she is also involved in an organization called "We Reach," which helps young women organize charity events across the country, while at the same time working to empower young women.
Sadly, despite all her good work, she's dating a Yankee, and therefore sucks.
UPDATE: UPDATE: 12/14/09: Ha motherfuckers! We win!!!
Please read the comment written by yours truly on July 27, 2009: "You know what Alex. She's still done with a shitload of dudes before you. Enjoy breaking up in October when the Yankees are out of the playoffs and she has to spend a couple days with you. She'll learn what a douche you are and will probably get pissed at you stealing her lip gloss... I'll say it again. Suck it Alex.
Well guess what ladies and a-holes, we were right. According to Us Weekly, after spending approximately 5 weeks having to put up with each other on a regular basis, the couple has called it splits. Whispers began when a once vocal Hudson went mum on the relationship to David Letterman saying only that she "had a fun summer," and that ARod was a "friend." Those whispers came to a head when Us Weekly published the story from an unnamed source close to the couple revealed the breakup. God, this feels good. F You ARod.
Fast Facts: The two began dating in May, 2009, and proceeded to spend the summer flaunting their relationship across in front of any and every camera possible.
Fun Facts: Hudson is a woman who has been linked to many a celebrity including being married to Black Crowes lead singer Chris Robinson, and having a well publicized on and off relationship with Owen Wilson. Hudson has been linked to some of the following people as well: NBA star Baron Davis, NHL player Eric Lindros, PGA Pro Adam Scott, actors Matthew McConaughey, Dax Shepard, Heath Ledger and more.
Look, I'm not a journalist, so I can write this. I hate Alex Rodriguez. I hate the fact that tonight he's going to go home and after an hour of getting turned on by looking at himself in a mirror, he's going to get the chance to hit it with Kate Hudson. Something about that seems unjust to me. Because of our well documented bitterness, I feel the need to remind that purple lip glossed dick that he wasn't the first man on that moon. To the right, you'll notice that we've posted nothing but pictures of Kate Hudson with other men that she's probably done it with.
Fun Facts: It's pretty likely that Amber was the deciding factor in CC signing with the Yankees. At one point in the offseason, Amber expressed reluctance in raising their kids in the New York area. CC called Yankees GM Brian Cashman and asked him to fly to San Francisco for a third straight day of contract negotiations, only this time with a twist. CC wanted Cashman to give the New York sales pitch to Amber face to face, and following the meeting, CC signed with the Yankees.
In other words, as a Red Sox fan, I am forced to dislike this woman.
Hometown: The two reside in Fairfield, CA in the offseason
Maiden Name: Amber Williams
Time Together: The two are high school sweethearts and were married on June 9, 2003(yup, in the middle of the season). Together, they have three children together; one son, Carsten Charles(aka CC) III born in 2003 and two daughters; Jaeden Arie, born in 2005, and Cyia Cathleen, born in 2008.
Maiden Name: It's not her maiden name, so much as her real non-porn name: Mary Ellen Cook.
Resume: Mary is a versatile celebrity: She began her career as a featured exotic dancer in order to help her grandparents in failing health pay the bills. She ultimately moved on to films and IMDB credits her with 85+ movies mostly of the adult variety. She has gone on to run for the Governor of California, finishing 10th in a run-off election field of 135. Most recently she appeared on VH1's Celebrity Rehab and Sober House trying to kick her addiction to prescription drugs and alcohol. This television stint spawned her most recent adult film entitled: "Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw."
Clever.
Fun Facts: It's not entirely known what the status of their relationship is, or ever was for that matter, nor are we about to assign a title to it. We do know that Mary is currently married to a guy she's known for a full 7 weeks, and Melky doesn't really speak English and has offered no comment. However, on the Howard Stern Show from July 16, 2009, Mary admits to a few liaisons with Melky. She said that while Melky was good in bed, he was nothing compared to her current husband.
Marriage is beautiful, isn't it folks?
Quote: Melky say he "like-a-da-woman."
Just watch the video of a shirtless Melky being interviewed in a hotel room by Mary. (For the record, Howard Stern claimed that he saw a video of the two having sex, though we couldn't find it. Feel free to do your own search, and let us know if you come across it.)
Time Together: Married since November 9, 1991, and they have three children together, Mariano Jr., Jafet, and Jaziel.
Maiden Name: Clara Younce
Fun Facts: Mariano Rivera is a man's man, right?
Not so fast: Apparently, Clara was the one that proposed to Mariano in 1991. But hey, according to Mo: "She got the ball rolling, but I bought the ring. That's why they call me The Closer."
Resume: Pictures in chronological order (L-R):
1. Mariah Carey 1996-1997
2. Tyra Banks 1997
3. Joy Enriquez 1998
4. Lara Dutta 2000
5. Jordana Brewster 2001-2002
6. Hostess from Scores Strip club in November, 2003 (Unpictured)
7. Adriana Lima 2003
8. Vanessa Minnillo, 2003
9. Jessica Alba, 2004
10. Scarlett Johansson, 2004
11. Vida Guerra, 2005
12. Penthouse Pet Cassia Riley
13. Jessica Biel, 2006-2007
14. Gabrielle Union, 2007
15. Minka Kelly, 2007-2009
16. Unidentified rumored college co-ed (Unpictured)
Quote: In a blind gossip item in the New York Daily news, a friend of Jeter's rumored co-ed girlfriend, said: “she told him she wanted a tighter butt, so he got her a friends-and-family discount to a gym he goes to and offered to help her work on it. The next day, she was telling everyone how sore she was from their workout.”
I could take the easy way out and make a joke about Jeter helping her work out, and her having a sore ass the next day. I however choose to take the high road: Derek Jeter is in year 8 of a 10 year, $190,000,000 contract, and the dude can't even pay for his girlfriends gym membership(we remind you again, she's in college). But he did get her a discount! That's one hell of a guy.
Fun Facts: It is not the mission of Playerwives to start rumors. It is however our mission to point you towards rumors that already exist.
Go Google the following three words: "Derek Jeter Herpes."
Hey, we didn't start it. Jeter's unsafe sex started it. Or maybe the Scores girl started it. It doesn't matter... all that matters is that we didn't start it.
