Huge, huge, HUGE props to reader Casey for pointing us to this picture of the elusive Chanel Fielder. Thanks, Casey!
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Fast Facts
Fast Facts: The Fielder's have two sons together, Jaden and Haven.
Fun Facts: The boy who starred in a commercial for McDonald's triple cheeseburger with his father has now become a vegetarian thanks to his wife. During the 07-08 offseason, Chanel gave Prince a copy of the book "Skinny Bitch," by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin. The book describes in detail the gnarly truths of a slaughterhouse. Prince immediately turned away from meat and began a vegetarian lifestyle at the prodding of his wife.
Quote: According to Prince, "My wife said that if I lose some power, she's cooking me a big steak."
Prince's power dropped slightly, from 07 to 08, going from 50 to 34 home runs. He saw a nice rebound in HR totals in 2009 again climbing to 46 HR's, and a memorable HR Derby championship at the All Star game festivities.
Looks like that steak isn't coming anytime soon, huh?
UPDATE:02/23/2010
It's pretty safe to assume that the two are definitely together at this point, especially after our friends over at SportsByBrooks broke the story of Matt Kemp's rumored 22nd birthday gift for Rihanna. If you will look closely, you can see Rihanna seated at the same next to her leather clad midget stripper gift rented and paid for by her boy Matty Kemp (aka my future first round draft pick).
Time Together: Various news outlets are reporting that Kemp and Rihanna are now together after being spotted together in public on multiple occasions. Rumors of the two began a couple weeks ago, but was diffused by Kemp calling her as only a friend. The rumors of their relationship began gaining validity when the couple was seen together in Dubai on New Years Eve at a party hosted by Rihanna, before getting cozy together in a hot tub. The duo sped away to a romantic weekend in Mexico, where the now infamous ass grab picture was taken.
New relationship, so stay tuned for details as they come.
Time Together: Unknown, but the two were spotted holding hands in Miami during Super Bowl weekend.
Resume: Krystle is a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader with 6 seasons under her belt. According to her bio, she is a Westchester University graduate who currently teaches 2nd grade, which she also calls the greatest accomplishment of her life.
In terms of her dating resume, Krystle is also a veteran of the Philadelphia pro athlete scene, after dating Flyers center Jeff Carter for a short time.
Time Together: The newlywed's were married January 9, 2010 near Strasburg's San Diego home. Strasburg was given a pass to skip out on his first batch of offseason publicity appearances to accommodate the wedding and subsequent honeymoon that were planned in advance of his record contract signing in August of 2009. Strasburg missed out on Nationals Rookie Career Development Program, Winter Caravan and Natsfest.
Time Together: The two began dating when Victor was 17 years old, when Margret was working near Victor's home. They now have two children together, son, Victor Jose and daughter, Maria Victoria.
Hometown: While both Victor and Margret are originally from Venzuela. They still have a home there in Ciudad Bolivar, but also have homes in Orlando and Cleveland.
Editorial: Here's to hoping that Theo gives V-Mart and Margret a few million reasons to buy a home in Boston for an extended period of time.
Time Together:After the single most impressive female resume in the history of man, Derek Jeter has finally decided to settle down.
According to basically every media outlet on earth, Jeter is set to be married to long-time girlfriend (well long time for him anyways) Minka Kelly, November 5, 2010 (or just a couple weeks after the Red Sox knock him out of the playoffs). The two are ironically set to be married exactly one year to the date after Jeter denied rumors of their engagement on Late Night with David Letterman. The two have been dating since late 2007 despite rumors of a split in early 2009.
Resume: The 29 year old Kelly is probably most well known for pretending to be a teenager as Lyla Garrity on NBC's Friday Night Lights. However, her much, much cooler role was in her acting debut when she was the Pink Lightspeed Ranger on TV Show Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue.
Fast Facts: Krista Clark Lackey is a native Mainer who went on to graduate from the University of New Hampshire with a degree in tourism and event planning. The native New Englander admits that when she and John first started dating she had to convince her father, brother and sister stop wearing their Red Sox gear around the former Angel ace.
Quote: Alright, so last year at this time, in a bitter and jealous fit, we may have trashed Mark Teixeira for letting his wife make his free agent decision.
In the interest of full disclosure, John openly admitted that he was lured to the Red Sox in part because of Krista. "I definitely had to have my agent really let them [The Red Sox] know I was serious about this. The wife helped out a lot. (He told them), My wife went to UNH.”
I'm desperately searching for a way to call this ok without looking like a hypocrite in view of my previous stance towards Leigh Teixeira, but I'm coming up empty. I'll say it anyways: Krista Lackey's influence is OK by us.
And so is being a homer and a hypocrite.
UPDATE: UPDATE: 12/14/09: Ha motherfuckers! We win!!!
Please read the comment written by yours truly on July 27, 2009: "You know what Alex. She's still done with a shitload of dudes before you. Enjoy breaking up in October when the Yankees are out of the playoffs and she has to spend a couple days with you. She'll learn what a douche you are and will probably get pissed at you stealing her lip gloss... I'll say it again. Suck it Alex.
Well guess what ladies and a-holes, we were right. According to Us Weekly, after spending approximately 5 weeks having to put up with each other on a regular basis, the couple has called it splits. Whispers began when a once vocal Hudson went mum on the relationship to David Letterman saying only that she "had a fun summer," and that ARod was a "friend." Those whispers came to a head when Us Weekly published the story from an unnamed source close to the couple revealed the breakup. God, this feels good. F You ARod.
Fast Facts: The two began dating in May, 2009, and proceeded to spend the summer flaunting their relationship across in front of any and every camera possible.
Fun Facts: Hudson is a woman who has been linked to many a celebrity including being married to Black Crowes lead singer Chris Robinson, and having a well publicized on and off relationship with Owen Wilson. Hudson has been linked to some of the following people as well: NBA star Baron Davis, NHL player Eric Lindros, PGA Pro Adam Scott, actors Matthew McConaughey, Dax Shepard, Heath Ledger and more.
Look, I'm not a journalist, so I can write this. I hate Alex Rodriguez. I hate the fact that tonight he's going to go home and after an hour of getting turned on by looking at himself in a mirror, he's going to get the chance to hit it with Kate Hudson. Something about that seems unjust to me. Because of our well documented bitterness, I feel the need to remind that purple lip glossed dick that he wasn't the first man on that moon. To the right, you'll notice that we've posted nothing but pictures of Kate Hudson with other men that she's probably done it with.
Time Together: The two met in 1998 while Carolina was a sophomore at Boston College, and Pedro was busy starting a string of three of the most dominant pitching seasons ever recorded. They were married in 2005.
Resume: When they first met, Carolina was a volleyball playing college student majoring in Journalism. She went on to receive her master's degree in Journalism from the University of Miami before beginning work as a sideline reported for ESPN Deportes. She now runs Pedro's charitable organization, Pedro Martinez and Brothers Foundation, which although it officially operates in both the US and Dominican Republic, it primarily focuses on children, education and healthcare issues in the DR. The foundation has recently invested a significant amount of time and money toward rebuilding and funding projects following devastating hurricanes on the baseball-talent-rich island. Carolina has also created her own program called, "The Power in Learning" program, which focuses on helping teenage women in the DR get a high quality education.
Time Together: The two met as student athlete's at the University of Mobile, where Erin played softball. They have been together since, and have one daughter together, born in 2006.
Fun Facts: Erin bravely took the blame when J.C. was suspended for 50 games after testing positive for the banned substance andostinedione. Erin describes herself as a fitness guru, and insisted on J.C. taking daily supplements as part of his training regimen. J.C. wound up suing the manuafacturer of the drugs for inadequate labeling.