Miscellaneous Sports Wives and Girlfriends (WAGS)

12/17/14

Justin Brent's Girlfriend Elke "The Stallion"

 

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Justin Brent's girlfriend Elke The Stallion is a model of the gluteus-maximal variety. Boy, this Justin Brent fella' sure has specific tastes. He was last seen palling around with Lisa Ann, the adult film actress. He certainly knows how to get attention with his dating choices. But hey, he's young and having fun, right? He's once more dating someone far older than he is.

Justin's girlfriend Elke was born in Germany in 1975. She's been modelling her entire life but did attend college and get a degree in english, business, and economics. She's been in some radio interviews and television shows like "Extra" and "Access Hollywood." I guess her appeal is that she's got a huge rear end. She's apparently also appeared in the video "Bubble Butt" by Major Lazer, which some would say is a hideously sexist and vapid piece of trash, though not entirely devoid of creativity (but close). The song itself is well produced, but both the song and the video certainly portray women as nothing but sex objects to be played with, and in this particular case cellulite is bizarrely fetishized. Elke has been making a living off of modeling for a long time, and a paycheck is a paycheck. Her Instagram pictures tend to be no-nonsense affairs where "the goods" are displayed, and her expression is kept stoic and humorless. She's a professional, folks.

Elke and Justin were spotted recently in some pictures together and were reported about by a bunch of internet-gossipy type sites. I wonder what Brent's fascination with older women is? Maybe it's just a coincidence that his last two girlfriends have been much older than he. Brent's girlfriend Elke certainly is aware that going out with him will get her attention, and that's good for her career as well. Don't expect them to get married, but do expect them to have some fun.

12/14/14

Brent Musburger's Wife Arlene Musburger

 

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Brent Musburger's wife Arlene Musburger probably doesn't care at all about the supposed "controversy" of his comments about Miss Alabama a few years ago. This is barely worth mentioning because of how tepid the comments were, but Brent, who is another one of those broadcasting legend types, said that a beautiful woman and girlfriend of a quarterback was beautiful and that football players get beautiful girlfriends. That's literally all he said. He also said something to the effect of "if you want to get a beautiful girlfriend, start playing football." Seriously, who cares? Anyone who is going to pretend to be offended by that needs to get a life. ESPN made an apology, and then the girlfriend of the quarterback (who also happens to be Miss Alabama) told them they had nothing to apologize for and that she was flattered.

So anyhow, let's talk about Brent Musburger's wife Arlene Musburger. Arlene likes to play golf with Brent, and the two live in Montana on a absolutely sprawling horse ranch. I'm fairly certain it's about 2600 acres, according to a poorly worded article written back in 2005 detailing their day-to-day life. They live in Florida in the winter because Montana has some extremely unwelcoming weather at that time.

The couple has two children, Blake and Scott, and were married shortly after Brent graduated from Northwestern. Brent was 24 years old, and I'm guessing Arlene was about that age as well, though her details can get a little sketchy as she is not the public type. She prefers to stay on the ranch and spend time with her family. The two have popped up here and there at various functions. The most notable appearance was at a Palm Beach Boach Show during the winter. Brent and Arlene were invited by some friends, and so they showed up randomly in the paper having a good time.

12/13/14

Gary Patterson's Wife Kelsey Patterson

 

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Gary Patterson's wife Kelsey Patterson is often called Gary's "conscience" by Gary himself, and she does seem like a dynamic woman. You can tell from her photos at the TCU Frog Chic Event. That particular event is simply a time when women graduates of TCU and people connected to the school get together at Neimun Marcus to shop and look at fashions. Kelsey seems to be having a great time in the photos.

Kelsey met Gary when she was the Director of Marketing at the Fort Worth Zoo in 2002. Gary apparently had some sort of radio show going on, and a co-worker of Kelsey's asked her to meet him. The two kept dating right up to their marriage in 2004. Having been warned by Gary about how often he'd be away and how long his days were, Kelsey soon made the adjustment to having lots of time to herself. Her quote from a Star Telegram piece reveals her strategy: "All I need to know is when you're going to be home. If it's 10, that's OK, just tell me. Then I can go do other things, have dinner with friends. Once I made that adjustment, and we made it with each other, it got a whole lot better." They've prospered with the deal, and they've since had three sons named Josh, Cade, and Blake.

She also goes to a lot of practices and games, and Gary has said that he is a much more caring person because of her. Gary Patterson has notable off-field performances where he'll play acoustic guitar and sing in front of people, and Kelsey will always be there to give him encouragement after he asks her if it was okay. Kelsey sort of considers Gary as being a father figure to his players, and so she reasons that all the away time is to ensure they have bright futures just like their three sons.