New York Yankees Wives and Girlfriends

01/11/10
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Derek Jeter’s Fiancee Minka Kelly

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Time Together: After the single most impressive female resume in the history of man, Derek Jeter has finally decided to settle down.
According to basically every media outlet on earth, Jeter is set to be married to long-time girlfriend (well long time for him anyways) Minka Kelly, November 5, 2010 (or just a couple weeks after the Red Sox knock him out of the playoffs). The two are ironically set to be married exactly one year to the date after Jeter denied rumors of their engagement on Late Night with David Letterman. The two have been dating since late 2007 despite rumors of a split in early 2009.
Resume: The 29 year old Kelly is probably most well known for pretending to be a teenager as Lyla Garrity on NBC's Friday Night Lights. However, her much, much cooler role was in her acting debut when she was the Pink Lightspeed Ranger on TV Show Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue.

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12/14/09
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The world is right again: Alex Rodriguez’s EX-girlfriend Kate Hudson (F-You still anyways A-Rod)

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Rating: 6.3/10 (277 votes cast)

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UPDATE: UPDATE: 12/14/09:
Ha motherfuckers! We win!!! Please read the comment written by yours truly on July 27, 2009: "You know what Alex. She's still done with a shitload of dudes before you. Enjoy breaking up in October when the Yankees are out of the playoffs and she has to spend a couple days with you. She'll learn what a douche you are and will probably get pissed at you stealing her lip gloss...
I'll say it again. Suck it Alex.
Well guess what ladies and a-holes, we were right. According to Us Weekly, after spending approximately 5 weeks having to put up with each other on a regular basis, the couple has called it splits. Whispers began when a once vocal Hudson went mum on the relationship to David Letterman saying only that she "had a fun summer," and that ARod was a "friend." Those whispers came to a head when Us Weekly published the story from an unnamed source close to the couple revealed the breakup. God, this feels good. F You ARod.
Fast Facts: The two began dating in May, 2009, and proceeded to spend the summer flaunting their relationship across in front of any and every camera possible.
Fun Facts: Hudson is a woman who has been linked to many a celebrity including being married to Black Crowes lead singer Chris Robinson, and having a well publicized on and off relationship with Owen Wilson. Hudson has been linked to some of the following people as well: NBA star Baron Davis, NHL player Eric Lindros, PGA Pro Adam Scott, actors Matthew McConaughey, Dax Shepard, Heath Ledger and more.

Look, I'm not a journalist, so I can write this. I hate Alex Rodriguez. I hate the fact that tonight he's going to go home and after an hour of getting turned on by looking at himself in a mirror, he's going to get the chance to hit it with Kate Hudson. Something about that seems unjust to me. Because of our well documented bitterness, I feel the need to remind that purple lip glossed dick that he wasn't the first man on that moon. To the right, you'll notice that we've posted nothing but pictures of Kate Hudson with other men that she's probably done it with.

Suck it, Alex.

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09/24/09
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Nick Swisher’s girlfriend Joanna Garcia

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Rating: 8.1/10 (199 votes cast)

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Date of Birth: August 10, 1979
Hometown: Tampa, FL
Time Together: Unknown, but People magazine first reported the two were together in August, 2009.
Resume: Garcia is an actress who first came onto the scene in Nickelodeon shows, "Are you Afraid of the Dark," and "Clarissa Explains it All." She has made a solid television career, working consistently since the late 90's, most notably appearing on "Reba" for 7 seasons, and currently on "Privileged," and "Gossip Girl."
Joanna also ha brief, albeit highly memorable roles in both American Pie 2 and Not Another Teen Movie.
Fast Facts: Joanna is fluent in Spanish and spends free time teaching english as a second language to children in the Los Angeles area.
Her charity doesn't end there. She works with an organization called, "Make the Commitment," raising awareness for cervical cancer. Finally, she is also involved in an organization called "We Reach," which helps young women organize charity events across the country, while at the same time working to empower young women.
Sadly, despite all her good work, she's dating a Yankee, and therefore sucks.

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08/14/09
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Jorge Posada’s wife Laura Posada

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Rating: 7.1/10 (176 votes cast)

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Time Together: The two were married January 21, 2000, and have two children together: son Jorge Jr., and daughter Paulina.
Resume: This lady is impressive to say the very least. The former model and actress from Puerto Rico, is also a published author, a lawyer, and a co-founder of the Jorge Posada foundation. This charitable organization was founded to help raise awareness, and money for a cure and families affected by the disease called craniosyntosis. When someone is born with this condition, the bones in their skull fuse together too early, not allowing the brain to grow properly. This can cause abnormally shaped heads, seizures and blindness in people with the condition. Jorge Jr. is one of those afflicted by craniosytosis and has undergone multiple surgeries in an effort to correct and reverse the effects of the condition.
Quote: Laura Posada was recently spotlighted in an E! True Hollywood Story about the life of a baseball player's wife. Leading up to the show, she did an an interview with the New York Daily News, and said
"People think that just because you're married to a baseball player, that you're dumb, that you're a gold digger, that you're an ex-stripper. That's not the way it is. I still haven't met that one girl. Most of the girls that I know, that are baseball wives, are super sweet girls. They're successful in their own right. I really hope that after people see this show, they realize that there's a lot more than just what people think baseball wives are."
Laura, if internet rumors are true, please let me introduce you to fellow Yankee wives Karen Burnett and Michelle Damon.
I kid, I kid. It's just rumors, folks.

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07/31/09
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A.J. Burnett’s wife Karen Burnett

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Rating: 6.9/10 (170 votes cast)

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Fast Facts: The couple has two children together, Ashton and A.J. Jr.
Hometown: Baltimore, MD
Fun Facts: You want fun facts? We've got fun facts!

Karen lives in Baltimore year round with their two children(confirmed)
Karen has such a fear of flying that in AJ's previous contract with the Blue Jays, he was provided 8 round trip limo rides from Baltimore to Toronto(9 hours) so she and the kids could come up to see him occasionally (confirmed).
Karen Burnett is rumored to have been a stripper before she and AJ were married (unconfirmed).
Karen Burnett is very, vey attractive(confirmed)

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07/29/09
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C.C. Sabathia’s wife Amber Sabathia

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Rating: 6.2/10 (193 votes cast)

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Fun Facts: It's pretty likely that Amber was the deciding factor in CC signing with the Yankees. At one point in the offseason, Amber expressed reluctance in raising their kids in the New York area. CC called Yankees GM Brian Cashman and asked him to fly to San Francisco for a third straight day of contract negotiations, only this time with a twist. CC wanted Cashman to give the New York sales pitch to Amber face to face, and following the meeting, CC signed with the Yankees.
In other words, as a Red Sox fan, I am forced to dislike this woman.
Hometown: The two reside in Fairfield, CA in the offseason
Maiden Name: Amber Williams
Time Together: The two are high school sweethearts and were married on June 9, 2003(yup, in the middle of the season). Together, they have three children together; one son, Carsten Charles(aka CC) III born in 2003 and two daughters; Jaeden Arie, born in 2005, and Cyia Cathleen, born in 2008.

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07/18/09
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Melky Cabrera’s girlfriend Mary Carey? Not exactly…

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Rating: 5.4/10 (173 votes cast)

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Date of Birth: June 15, 1980
Maiden Name: It's not her maiden name, so much as her real non-porn name: Mary Ellen Cook.
Resume: Mary is a versatile celebrity: She began her career as a featured exotic dancer in order to help her grandparents in failing health pay the bills. She ultimately moved on to films and IMDB credits her with 85+ movies mostly of the adult variety. She has gone on to run for the Governor of California, finishing 10th in a run-off election field of 135. Most recently she appeared on VH1's Celebrity Rehab and Sober House trying to kick her addiction to prescription drugs and alcohol. This television stint spawned her most recent adult film entitled: "Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw."
Clever.
Fun Facts: It's not entirely known what the status of their relationship is, or ever was for that matter, nor are we about to assign a title to it. We do know that Mary is currently married to a guy she's known for a full 7 weeks, and Melky doesn't really speak English and has offered no comment. However, on the Howard Stern Show from July 16, 2009, Mary admits to a few liaisons with Melky. She said that while Melky was good in bed, he was nothing compared to her current husband.
Marriage is beautiful, isn't it folks?
Quote: Melky say he "like-a-da-woman."

Just watch the video of a shirtless Melky being interviewed in a hotel room by Mary. (For the record, Howard Stern claimed that he saw a video of the two having sex, though we couldn't find it. Feel free to do your own search, and let us know if you come across it.)

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