NFL Wives and Girlfriends (WAGS)

10/10/14

Keyshawn Johnson's Wife Jennifer Johnson

 

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Keyshawn Johnson's wife Jennifer Johnson just tied the knot about a week ago. No cheesy wedding videos and schmaltzy vows here. Keyshawn Johnson has turned into a badass of the first order. He made a lot of waves when he got into a feud with Justin Bieber. Man, his story regarding that whole thing was something else. I really can't say that Jennifer Johnson plays into that particular drama at all, but having listened to Johnson talk about it, I would have been scared out of my shoes if Johnson pried open my garage door and told me to get out so he could lecture me (six bodyguards or not). Keyshawn is the man.

Keyshawn's wife Jennifer will attest that the reason Keyshawn got so angry about Bieber speeding in his neighborhood is that they have a small child, and he doesn't want some dopey 19 year-old (Bieber) putting the child in danger. I have to agree. Anyway, Jennifer is basically the stay-at-home and take-care-of-the-kids type. She likes fashion, and she's been quoted a lot on other sites talking about what shoes she likes to wear, what heels she can't wear when she's pregnant, what flat-heeled shoes she likes to wear when she's got errands to run, and other really inane and boring topics of shoedom. If you're into shoe fashions and different brands of shoe designers, then I'll throw you a bone:

"I still wear my Louboutins, but not all the time. I've bought a lot of flat boots that include Michael Kors black ankle boots, two pairs of Uggs that I live in when running errands, along with Minnetonka flat boots and Frye knee-high flat boots. I also fell in love with flat motorcycle boots from Zara on a kitten heel, knee-high boots from Sigerson Morrison and cowgirl ankle boots from Boutique 9."

So there you go. Fascinating stuff, Jennifer. But yeah, she's probably a wicked cool chick, 'cuz Keyshawn is a cool dude, and my guess is he wouldn't bother with her if she wasn't.

10/02/14

Prince Amukamara's Wife Pilar Davis Amukamara

 

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So you might have heard by now that Prince Amukamara was a virgin until his wedding night. Well, Prince Amukamara's wife Pilar Davis Amukamara has deflowered the young man. The story that rolled out soon after involved Prince's teammate Antrel Rolle basically saying the team is happy for him and that he has a bit more swagger in his step now. I find the comments on some of these articles pretty funny. One such comment reads "chances that Pilar was a virgin before marrying the Prince= zero." Another one reads, "I lost it a decade ago, still zero swagger."

The swagger patrol is on the loose! So let's talk about Prince Amukamara's lovely wife Pilar. She first met Prince at a nightclub, and Prince told some of his friends he was with that he was into her. He didn't really know what to do, but they eventually got to talking, and Prince told her he was a manager at GAP. Man, this is so weird to me. It's like reverso-world, where he is purposefully trying to avoid using his easy-lay ticket (being an NFL player) and instead trying to appear to be an average schlub. So she gives him her email address (because he thought asking for her number was too forward). Only after that does she learn he plays for the Giants. Incidentally, Prince did not and has never consumed any alcohol.

Flash forward to now, and Prince's wife Pilar got a pretty amazing marriage proposal. The two were at a Jabbawockeez show, which is essentially a really hip dance performance by a bunch of dudes in masks. So Pilar gets picked out of the crowd to go on stage and get danced to or whatever, and after she's up there for awhile, Prince dawns a Jabbawockeez mask (unbeknownst to Pilar) and joins the dancing crew. He then approaches Pilar while she's sitting on stage, takes a knee, pulls out the ring, rips his mask off and proposes to her. That's pretty slick, man.

09/29/14

Drew Bledsoe's Wife Maura Bledsoe

 

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Drew Bledsoe's wife Maura Bledsoe does not think that Drew Bledsoe was simply a rough draft for Tom Brady. While it's true that Bledsoe sort of looks like a poor man's Brady, he may end up being a smarter businessman than Tom himself. You can ask Maura about that, because her name was on a real estate purchase back in 2004 for a plot of land that is now worth $10 million. Of course, they put a ton of money into the property by building a sprawling mansion on top of it, but I am guessing they will still come out far ahead of their investment.

Maura has popped out four lovely mini-Bledsoes in the past decade. She's also taken part in, you guessed it, charity events and benefits sponsored by Bledsoe's wallet and the lovely community of Bend, Oregon, where their family lives. Drew's wife Maura also oversaw Drew's venture into the winery business, which he started immediately after he retired from football. It was apparently a seamless transition because they'd been planning to go into the wine business for some time with their friend Chris Figgins.

Ask Maura to pop you a bottle at their sprawling estate, and I'm sure she wouldn't mind. The couple is very proud of the wine, and it has recently placed 53rd overall in Wine Spectator's "top 100 wines." I'm sort of a wine guy myself, and I may have to go pick me up a bottle of the stuff. In addition to being what she calls the "family taxi," Drew's wife Maura is a member of the local Family Access Network board, which is a community organization that helps poor families find food, shelter, clothing, and if they're very very lucky maybe some nice bottles of wine? Come on, Maura, you know you've got four-hundred cases of the stuff in your basement.