St. Louis Cardinals Wives and Girlfriends (WAGS)

10/15/14

Seth Maness' girlfriend Coleman Cox

 

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Seth Maness' girlfriend Coleman Cox created a bit of a firestorm during Game 3 of the 2014 NLCS.

Maness, the Cardinals reliever came in to pitch a 1-2-3 ninth inning before sending the game to extra frames. In the next inning, the Giants won in walk off fashion on a throwing error by the pitcher relieving Maness, in Randy Choate. Pulling Maness was a questionable decision as many cardinal fans, including Bravo's Andy Cohen, took to Twitter to voice their displeasure with the decision.

Seth Maness' Retweets Andy Cohen

It's no issue for a fan to go to social media to complain about their coach. Hell, I think it's what Twitter was invented for. But it does get weird when the player retweets a frustrated fan, challenging his manager.

Many Redbird fans were left scratching their heads at this move by Maness. Fortunately Seth Maness' girlfriend Coleman Cox was quick to end any controversy by coming clean:

@Andy that was me retweeting you on Seth's account... Me, being his girlfriend & to everything you tweeted I say "AMEN" #isntitironic #DRINK

Cox almost immediately deleted her account after the fact, likely from the heat of angry Cards fans, or Maness himself. Either way, the once formidable Cards fan Tweeter has decided that social media isn't the place for a player's girlfriend to publicly vent the feelings of the masses, no matter how right they may be.

09/24/14

Kolten Wong's Girlfriend Alissa Noll

 

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You've gotta' love a chick who describes herself simply as a thrill seeker. That's what Kolten Wong's girlfriend Alissa Noll purports to be. I felt a twinge of envy when I saw that she lives in Hawaii and frequently goes scuba-diving and snorkeling in tropical reef-land. Pretty snazzy lifestyle. I suppose scuba and snorkel provide a modicum of thrillage.

Kolten's girlfriend Alissa is also his fiance. The two are engaged, and I've seen Alissa's ring because it's hard to miss. How can Kolten afford to buy a rock that big? He's only played 126 games and gets paid 500 grand. Actually, $500,000 is plenty of money to be able to afford a sizable diamond. Alissa is young like him, and she only recently graduated from the University of Hawaii, where she was a track & field star. She was a pretty serious athlete throughout high school and college-- becoming the conference champion in the 800 meter run as a senior and lettering all four years. When she got to HU, she was named a scholar-athlete, which I guess means she excelled in both academics and athletics. Weirdly, she came from Ohio to go to HU, but she was born in Honolulu.

Considering all this, I'm starting to think this chick is pretty darn cool. I'm looking at pictures of her skydiving, jumping off of cliffs into tropical water, taking videos of weird old men dancing while sun-tanning. She's seeking adventure, and she's finding it too. It's only fitting that she's Kolten Wong's girlfriend, because Kolten has worked his ass off to become a legitimate fielder for the Saint Louis Cardinals. While in Hawaii, he would get up at dawn to go to the field and practice scooping up grounders from his Dad. Then he'd practice hitting, grab a quick lunch, and train to become a fast baserunner in the afternoon. And guess who would train him? Alissa Noll, thrillseeker, would train him.

09/22/14 (Updated)

Shelby Miller's Wife Amy Miller

 

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Shelby Miller's wife Amy Miller is coming up on her 1-year wedding anniversary with her young gunslinger husband. Last year they were wed in November and for some reason received a full writeup in the New York Times (your guess is as good as mine, folks-- they're exactly like most baseball relationships).

According to the Times, Shelby's wife Amy had a boyfriend of three years when she met Shelby, and he had just gone out of state for his new job. She was a member of the cheerleading squad for the Springfield Cardinals, a minor-league ball club attached to the Saint Louis Cardinals. Her assessment of minor-league Shelby was that he wasn't cocky, didn't wear chains around his neck, didn't act like a player with the ladies, and was overall a down-to-earth dude. It'd be funny if she had all of those attributes as a cheerleader. What's cooler than a cocky cheerleader with gold chains and a pimp persona?

Amy was also in school to become a hairdresser, which I'm going to assume went straight out the window the second she married the guy. Shelby and wife Amy also share similar religious backgrounds, praying to their very similarly manicured and well-kempt Christian God. It must have been rough for the dude that was with Amy for three years to learn that Shelby had stolen her heart. I bet you he did some praying of his own after that. Amy and Shelby are both still really young, and I'm hoping Shelby got the prenup. I'm not trying to be cynical, but marrying so young as a professional athlete definitely comes with caveats, as we all know from the mucho headlines we've all seen. Amy has admitted she had trouble adapting to the baseball lifestyle when he began to play professionally. Lots of travel and not much hairstyling.