St. Louis Cardinals Wives and Girlfriends (WAGS)

10/24/13
 

Michael Wacha's Girlfriend

 

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Before I get to deep into this post, let's start out with something very important: I don't know who Michael Wacha's girlfriend is. Hell I don't even know if Michael Wacha even has a girlfriend. Honestly, if I were in his shoes - 22 year-old ALCA MVP pitching in the World Series on the biggest stage of his life - I absolutely wouldn't have a girlfriend. No way, no how.

Michael Wacha is from Texarkana, TX and attended Texas A&M, a notorious hotbed of college hotties. Judging solely off of his Facebook photos, we feel pretty confident saying that Michael Wacha did very well for himself during college. He probably did have a girlfriend at some point and will have a wife at some point, but from my deep Internet sleuthing I can tell you that it certainly doesn't look like he has either one right now.

As a Red Sox fan, I also want to put out a request to all the young ladies of Boston. Please, please, please do what you need to do to get him off his game. Distract him by any means necessary. Based on the first four innings of Game 2, we certainly can't afford to go through a pitching performance like this again this series.

10/23/13
 

Lance Lynn's Wife Lauren (Grill) Lynn

 

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Lance Lynn's Wife Lauren (Grill) Lynn is from Tualatin, Oregon, where she attended Tulatin High School and played softball. Lauren, then known by her maiden name as Lauren Grill, parlayed that into playing shortstop for the University of Mississippi, where she became the school's first two-time All-American player, the all-time RBI leader in school history and also earned a journalism major. Ole Miss is also where she met future husband Lance Lynn, who also played college ball.

The couple makes their home near Wilsonville, Oregon. This was also the start of a recent cross-country trip that Lance and Lauren, pregnant at the time, made to South Florida, the site of the Cardinals spring training. Since Lauren Lynn was due to have the couples' first child on the first day of spring training, they decided that taking the trip was better than Lance missing the birth of his child. The trip took over five days, complete with a stop roughly every two hours or so, and was a success: Lance and Lauren Lynn welcomed daughter Mia Jane Lynn into the world a few weeks prior to spring training.

10/13/13
 

Joe Kelly's girlfriend Ashley Parks

 

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Raise your hand if you thought that Cardinals pitcher Joe Kelly would get the ball for game 1 of the NLCS?

OK, everyone besides Joe Kelly's girlfriend Ashley Parks can put their hands down, because they are lying. Kelly, who had a phenomenal second half to the season, has become another in a long line of Cardinals bred players to find success without the typical fanfare to match. As we've seen time and time again, the less heralded prospects often times arrive in the bigs with a common theme of stability off the field, and Joe Kelly is no different. Kelly has been dating Ashley Parks for years, and the couple is set to be married on November 23, 2013 with fellow Cardinals starter Shelby Miller serving as best man.

Ashley Parks is a self described, "Cali-bred goofball with an athletic mentality who loves sports, media & an active lifestyle. Take chances, make mistakes, be a G." Parks is heavily involved with Cardinal wives activities, regularly participating in charitable events the group supports.

Joe and Ashley have no children, but definitely have dogs. Congrats to the soon to be newlyweds.