Clint Irwin’s Girlfriend Kasey Rudawsky

Clint Irwin’s girlfriend Kasey Rudawsky sat at home with him and watched the election on November 8. They both felt alarmed by the results. Clint attended Elon University and writes occasional pieces for Sports Illustrated and Pacific Standard. Well, Clint, I felt alarmed too. It’s almost impossible to talk about the 2016 without instantly putting half the country on the defensive, but Clint said, “40 years of declining public educational standards finally coming home to roost. If the electorate…

Tosaint Ricketts’ Girlfriend Dariana Shai

Tosaint Ricketts’ girlfriend Dariana Shai spends significant time writing in her blog. It’s full of cliches and bad grammar. Much of the writing is meant to be uplifting and life-affirming (like everything else written by millennials with nothing to do). Unfortunately, she never says anything interesting. Her writing maintains a self-obsessed ideology centered around fame and the absurd idea that we are all special. She makes my eyes glaze over with her blog. Here’s an example (bad…

Steven Beitashour’s Wife Karlie Beitashour

Steven Beitashour’s wife Karlie Beitashour met him at Leland High School in San Jose, California. She’s a California girl in her heart, but she lives with Steve in Toronto because he plays for Toronto FC. Karlie works at a social media marketing company. In fact, it’s more of an analytics data management company. They let you “manage all your social media marketing in one place.” I don’t know how it works, but they keep Karlie…

Sebastian Giovinco’s Girlfriend Shari

Sebastian Giovinco’s girlfriend Shari is a rare sighting. Back in August of 2015, he shared a picture of his wife and son, Jacopo. He shares far more pictures of Jacopo than he does of Shari. In fact, the only pictured he ever posted on social media of Shari was the one from 2015. It was a family event at a restaurant. The family ate macaroons and a ton of other Italian food. Shari and Jacopo frequently hang…

Jozy Altidore’s Girlfriend Illiana Blackshear

So, it’s time to delve into the tricky business of soccer babe conjecture. The question: is Jozy Altidore’s girlfriend Illiana Blackshear? Rumors started to float around on the forums of bigsoccer.com way back in 2011 that Jozy and Illiana were dating. If this is true, that’s cool. If not, that’s fine too. But, Jozy is a world-travelin’ kinda’ guy, and Illiana has a soccer past at Monmouth University.  Do the two link up? Illiana works for…

Jrue Holiday’s wife Lauren Holiday

Jrue Holiday’s wife Lauren Holiday is a rare WAG who might actually be better at sports than her husband. At the very least, she is more popular on social media. Lauren Holiday has 50,000 more followers on Twitter than her husband Jrue Holiday. Jrue met Lauren while they both attended UCLA. He was a star point guard on the basketball team while Lauren was a star forward on the soccer team. After dating for several years, the couple was married on July 6, 2013. The…

Allie Long’s Boyfriend Jose Batista

Allie Long’s boyfriend Jose Batista is a soccer player of some repute. He played as a professional on a team called Sevilla FC in Puerto Rico. That’s part of a league called the Puerto Rico Soccer League (PRSL). I don’t know anything about the league as far as the level of play. You have to respect anyone who is paid to play a sport professionally. Allie is very into Jose. They’ve been together for a long…

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