Lawrence Taylor’s Wife Lynette Taylor

Lawrence Taylor’s wife Lynette Taylor had candid comments regarding LT’s crime of seeing an underage prostitute. She said he is “a horny guy who did some dumb stuff.” Man, NFL players get off so light for crazy stuff! Like, if that had been the CEO of some company, the wife would be long gone and the guy would be a societal pariah. Lynette Taylor isn’t going anywhere, it seems. There was an article written for…

Tre Mason’s Girlfriends Meagan Marciante and Natasha

Tre Mason’s girlfriends Meagan Marciante and Natasha seem to be dealing fine with him having two love interests. To be honest, Tre Mason seems like a nice guy, and I’m not going to judge him. After everything that’s swirled around, I have to remind myself that he’s a human just like the rest of us, and there might be some understanding between him and his girlfriends. This theorizing isn’t out of left field, so just…

Jarret Bush’s Wife Lucimara Silva

Who doesn’t love it when an Olympic athlete gets hitched to a professional football player? I think something about the prospect of making genetically-buffed super-children appeals to me in this regard. Jarret Bush’s wife Lucimara Silva is just such a person. Her sport is the heptathlon– one of the most badass all-around sports in the world. Just as a reminder, the heptathlon consists of 100M hurdles, high jump, shot put, 200 M sprint, long jump,…

Bruce Miller’s girlfriend Leanne Massey

San Francisco running back Bruce Miller was arrested last week for spousal battery. It is currently unclear if Bruce Miller’s girlfriend Leanne Massey was the victim in the alleged incident. In a disturbing uptrend, Miller becomes the latest in a long line of NFL players accused of domestic violence. This isn’t the 49ers first rodeo when it comes to domestic violence accusations, and have handled with a boilerplate public statement: “The San Francisco 49ers organization…

Jim Brown’s Wife Monique Brown

Jim Brown’s wife Monique Brown was apparently threatened with murder by Brown in 1999, but she later recanted the statement. Mr. Brown has a long history of allegations and disturbances centered around violence towards women. The debate whether the NFL should reconsider its relationship with Jim Brown has been brought up recently after the Ray Rice incident. Considering that he’s one of the greatest pro athletes ever and that he’s an old man now, I’d…

Albert Haynesworth’s Girlfriend Brittany Jackson

I suppose the turn into broadcasting sports games makes sense for professional athletes, and in the case of Albert Haynesworth’s girlfriend Brittany Jackson, that’s what we’ve got. I’m not sure if Albert Haynesworth has commented on sports broadcasts, but he certainly has other off-field activities going. He owns a burger joint, for one thing, and he got some attention for pouring water on a homeless guy who was harassing customers outside of his restaurant. By…

Nick Fairley’s Girlfriend Fatima Alhassan

Well, we’ve since this before. Not more than two weeks ago, Lance Armstrong’s girlfriend tried to take the fall for him drunkenly slamming into parked cars. Now, Nick Fairley’s girlfriend Fatima Alhassan is trying to take the fall for him after he was stopped. He’s now facing trial for drunk driving. At the time when he was stopped, Mr. Fairley took three separate field sobriety tests, and he failed each one. Fatima is claiming that…