Christine Michael’s girlfriend Alma Medrano

Christine Michael’s girlfriend Alma Medrano was incredibly hard to track down – but we found her. A message board rumor led to a name. That name led  to a Google+ page (yup, apparently people still use that). We were able to match the photo on that Google+ page to a photo on Christine Michael’s Twitter account – and just like that we Christine Michael’s girlfriend. Or at least our best guess as to who that is…

Dustin Hopkins’ wife Gabrielle Hopkins

Dustin Hopkins’ wife Gabrielle Hopkins was a former cheerleader at FSU. I’ll give you one guess where Gabrielle met Dustin. If you said Florida State, you win the grand prize of getting to hear a bit more about her. If you said anything else I encourage you to go back to the beginning of this post and try again. So now that you know where Gabrielle met Dusty, or as I like to call him…

Derrick Johnson’s Wife Tamika Johnson

Derrick Johnson’s wife Tamika Johnson was featured in a strange profile by a website called Pro Player Insiders. I don’t really understand what the point of the article was. It focused on the independent design of a special sequined football jersey for her. Yes, you read that right. It was also written by the lady who designed that sequined football jersey, which was somewhat confusing. I thought I was on some sort of fashion website. Let’s be…

Cairo Santos’ Girlfriend Caitlin Hodes

Cairo Santos’ girlfriend Caitlin Hodes just graduated from Tulane University this year. The couple took a pleasant little photo of her in the arms of young Mr. Santos, complete with her graduation cap and gown. Caitlin met him when she was what she called a “wee freshman”. She reminisced about this time a few weeks ago, saying she wished she was back in those days eating and drinking. Yeah, I second eating and drinking being a…

Cameron Heyward’s Wife Allie Heyward

Cameron Heyward’s wife Allie Heyward is the type of beautiful blonde who took a lot of pride in having a new last name. Some women like to keep their old one, and some women like to take the new one. I can actually see it both ways, to be honest. I think it all depends on whether or not you view your last name as integral to your personal identity or not, and it would…

Tamba Hali’s girlfriend Tammary

Tamba Hali’s girlfriend Tammary has been with him dating back to sometime near the beginning of 2015, from what I can tell. Tamba was definitely involved with another woman named Andrea Walter before that, but I’m unclear about when that ended. What is clear, though, is that Andrea stopped posting anything about Tamba (or anything at all, for that matter) at the tail end of 2014. In fact, even before that he was dating a professional weightlifter…

DeSean Jackson’s girlfriend Kayla Phillips

DeSean Jackson’s girlfriend Kayla Phillips is another beautiful, cool hot lady. I say another because the man has a history of hanging with desirable women. Any man who claims this isn’t a badge to wear proudly is putting on airs. I mean, if you date both Natalia Garibotto and my personal favorite, Chantel Jeffries, you are doing jussst fine, Captain. But you know– this kind of peerless track record brings with it a kind of pressure. Among other men,…