Jacksonville Jaguars Wives and Girlfriends (WAGS)

08/30/14 (Updated)

Toby Gerhart's Wife Meredith Ayres Gerhart

 

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If you're looking for a weird last name, here's one: Ayres Gerhart-- belonging to Toby Gerhart's wife Meredith Ayres Gerhart. Do you pronounce that eye-res? How do you even say this guy's name? Gurrrr-heart? Anyway, this lady is pretty much the bomb, as you will soon learn.

And guess what? So is Toby. He scored a 30 on the Wonderlic test (I'll remind you quickly it's a test they give to incoming football players to see how they are with problem solving). 30 is way above normal. He has the highest Wonderlic score of any running back in the NFL. His wife Meredith has got him beat though. She's getting a Phd in genetic counseling from Northwestern. That is no joke, or at least it doesn't sound like a joke to me-- who has any idea what genetic counseling is? Christian Ponder made a statement regarding the wives on the Vikings: "If there's a stereotype that everybody is a former model or a girl who was a cute waitress in college, it's not necessarily like that." Yeah, no kidding! Thanks, Meredith, now all the other wives feel like dum-dums.

Toby himself doesn't really do much. He had 36 carries last season for a total of 283 yards. Not exactly Dickersonesque. Toby went to Stanford just like his wife Meredith (I'm told Stanford is one of the absolute nicest campuses in the country). Meredith was also pretty much the best collegiate swimmer in the country. She was a letter winner every year and an all-academic first team in the Pac 10. This chick is awesome. She's pretty, she's smarter than you, she swims faster than you, she's got better genetics than you, but she will also counsel you and educate you on why those genetics are superior. After all, she will soon be a doctor on the subject, and we'll all just be football fans who likes to ogle hot football wives and girlfriends.

08/16/14

Paul Posluszny's Wife Elizabeth Posluszny

 

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Paul Posluszny's wife Elizabeth Posluszny has been rockin' and rollin' with "Paws" since they both attended Penn State. She was there to get a major in French, and he was there to get a major in Smashing Into Dudes. No, he actually did finish up a bachelor's in finance, but I don't seem him going to work for a Manhattan hedge fund any time soon.

Paul's new wife Elizabeth went on to get a master's in Education from the University of Buffalo. So she's a teacher now. The little tykes who all have crushes on her in the classroom get bummed out when they see the giant hulk she married. Posluszny's neck is in the same ballpark as Elizabeth's waist. According to Wikipedia, the couple twice postponed their honeymoon to Bora Bora. The first time was due to the NFL season starting, and the second time was because Paul went and got himself picked for the Pro Bowl. Alas, when they finally did make it down to the wonderful isle of Bora Bora (near Tahiti) they lapped up the tropical sunshine and drank Pina Coladas 'til luau time. If you're curious about the climate of their honeymoon paradise, Bora Bora's lowest average temperature all year is in July, and it is 82.6 degrees. Elizabeth went and got herself a tan.

Earning a Pro Bowl spot for Paul was a hard-fought battle. He's been in the league since 2007, and this was his first trip to the Bowl. His wife Elizabeth, though slightly put off at having to postpone Bora Bora time, was amply proud of Paul after his 3 sacks and 162 tackles. If you think about it, does it strike you as a little odd that they'd pick Bora Bora as a destination when they already live in Jacksonville? I've been to Jacksonville, and although it gets lower than 82, it's got a pretty solid climate.

11/07/13

Blaine Gabbert's girlfriend Bekah Mills

 

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I feel bad for the people of Jacksonville. Their best player Maurice Jones-Drew hates it there, wants more money, and oh by the way, appears toast. Their best player, stud WR Justin Blackmon, has dealt with legal and suspension issues, BEFORE the Jags suspended him for the season for more substance abuse issues. And probably worst of all… Blaine Gabbert is in a platoon at their starting QB.

But things are bound to turn around (and that’s mostly because they can't get worse). MJD will come back (OK, maybe as a coach) and the Gabbert/Blackmon/Cecil Shorts trio has some promise. Well, at least Blaine Gabbert’s girlfriend Bekah Mills thinks so.

Both Gabbert and Mills went to Missouri and played sports. Gabbert took over the starting QB as a sophomore and went pro after his junior year. Mills on the other hand had her basketball career cut short by injury. She was highly recruited out of high school and became the starting PG for the women’s basketball team. But after her 3rd (or possibly 4th) torn ACL, she called it quits.

With basketball no longer taking up time in her schedule, Mills was able to focus on her degree in accounting. She graduated in May 2012 and is currently studying to become a CPA. Apparently she has a lot of promise in this field as well, already landing a job at KPMG, one of the Big 4 auditing firms in America.