Washington Redskins Wives and Girlfriends (WAGS)

08/29/15 (Updated)

Dashon Goldson's girlfriend Ashley North


Dashon Goldson's girlfriend Ashley North is another one of the ladies on E! Channel's show "WAGS," and she had a little breakdown recently after Dashon apparently got cold feet about their marriage. They've been together for about 11 years and have a daughter named Charly. Ashley said, "It's so hard with Charly. It's not just me and him. It's her too. It's like you are letting everyone down." What she means is that she wants a strong, stable family unit, and her being married to Dashon will provide that. She also said that what she knows about and was familiar with growing up was a husband and wife being together to form that family unit, and that's why she wants the ring on her finger.

But hey, she posted a quote online that said, "Happiness isn't about getting what you want all the time. It's about loving what you have and being grateful for it." It seems concessions have been made. Dashon Goldson's girlfriend Ashley North has said, "I really do suffer from resting bitch face. I'm really not a bitch most of the time." What she means is that when her face is at rest and without any expression, she thinks she looks like a bitchy person. I've heard other girls say this before, and I sort of know what they mean. A lot of people can get intimidated by resting bitch face because they assume the woman will be hard to talk to based on her resting face, and that's simply not true all the time. Sometimes, the only way to confirm the actual bitchiness levels are to interact with the person.

Ashley North is a successful celebrity stylist who posts a number of pictures of her client Kevin Hart. It's interesting because Kevin Hart a very short fellow and Dashon is a pretty big fellow, but I guess Kevin is a handsome and charismatic guy so there you go. Ashley also posted a quote that said: "Ladies, dating a successful man does not make you successful. Success is not sexually transmitted. Get your own so you're successful together."

12/12/14 (Updated)

Ryan Kerrigan's Girlfriend Caroline Wozniacki


Welcome back to the world of World's Best Genetically Engineered Sports Couples! Ryan Kerrigan's girlfriend Caroline Wozniacki is all kinds of awesome. We are talking about a tennis powerhouse now. She spent 67 straight weeks ranked the #1 tennis player in the world. That is amazing. And she's really good looking. Man, imagine dating the best women's tennis player in the world. That'd be pretty intimidating unless you yourself had some substantial sporting skill of your own. Fortunately, Ryan Kerrigan is a pretty decent linebacker. I think he looks sort of like a buffed up version of Seth MacFarlane. Anyway, back to Caroline...

Ryan's girlfriend Caroline was apparently the second highest paid woman athlete in the world in 2011. Bringing home the bacon; she's one of the most marketable female athletes as well. I guess she's pretty big in Europe (you know, where people actually play tennis). I dig the sport myself, and I wish there were a new crop of Americans to challenge the internationals. Well, we can't talk about Caroline without mentioning her intense marriage shutdown by another very famous athlete, Irish golfing wizard Rory McIlroy. Basically what happened is they started dating in 2011, and they got engaged in January of 2014. A few months later, Rory called her on the telephone and called the whole thing off. The phone call reportedly took less than three minutes. McIlroy then proceeded to play out completely of his mind: winning The Open Championship, the Bridgestone Invitational, the PGA Championship, and the Ryder Cup. I'm not sure what the takeaway from this is. Dump your fiance in a jerky fashion and you will dominate in your field or profession?

She doesn't have to worry about nasty old Rory and more now. Ryan and girlfriend Caroline have been spotted all over town, and they most recently attended a charity event where photographers/papa razzi caught a few shots of them at a table, grinning from ear to ear.

09/05/14

Jay Gruden's Wife Sherry Gruden


Jay Gruden's wife Sherry Gruden is now a proud grandmother. Her son recently had a child, and she's shown him off on her facebook account. Her husband Jay became the Washington Redskins head coach earlier this year, so the two have toured the nation's capital with their sons and are settling into life in DC.

Gruden's wife Sherry is something of a firecracker, having worked as a real estate agent and buyers specialist at Coldwell Banker and some place called Matt Davies Real Estate Specialist for over a dozen years. The booming Florida real estate market was where she put her "can do" attitude to work, according to the Matt Davies meet-the-team portion of his website. That is the most classic cheapo website description of a team member ever: 'everyone loves her "can do" attitude.' Sherry must have been smacking her forehead on that one. I'm fairly certain I've never read a good "meet the team" portion of any website ever.

Jay is the brother of Jon Gruden, the youngest head coach ever to win a Super Bowl (at the tender age of 39) with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Jon is also known as a colorful and somewhat wacky analyst and sports broadcaster. Jay himself managed to woo his wife Sherry via the arena football circuit, where he was once upon a time a first-team all-arena MVP quarterback, whatever that is. I've never seen a game of arena football. I always thought it was the same thing as the short-lived XFL, which I only recently educated myself about. He coached arena football until he was strangely able to jump ship to the Tampa Bay Bucs in 2002, the very same year his brother became head coach. Imagine that! But having jumped ship to the big leagues, Jay was finally able to cash in all of his coaching experience to offensive coordinator at the Bengals and finally head honcho at the Redskins.