Philadelphia Eagles Wives and Girlfriends (WAGS)

03/19/15 (Updated)

Evan Mathis' Wife Katie Mathis

When you are in the zone, you are in The Zone. Evan Mathis' wife Katie Mathis works at Evan's hardcore fitness and training facility, simply called The Zone. Have a look at their site if you're in the Phoenix/Scottsdale area. I'm not aficionado, but it looks like some kind of high-tech Avengers headquarters where they test out how many inches of steel the Hulk can bend or how many concrete walls Captain America's shield can be thrown through. It's pretty awesome.

Katie is just about the most in-shape woman I've ever seen. She's really scary and intimidating for a normal dude, but being the girlfriend of Evan Mathis is a bit different since Evan himself is a hulking beast. Evan is one of the very best guards in the NFL. He was named both a Pro-Bowler and a first team All-Pro for his 2013 season, and of course it's hard to quantify his value since his position dictates that he battering rams through defense and protects his quarterback and running backs. Suffice to say he does a good job of it.

Let's get back to Evan's girlfriend Katie for a second, though. Katie's hard to pin down. She's clearly got a beautiful face. She's obviously very bright and funny, but again, the thing that really jumps out at you when you look through her Instagram is the tremendous level of dedication she gives to working the hell out. I mean, we've seen a lot of athlete wives who like to get really really skinny in the gym and maybe get a little toned, but this woman goes way beyond that. I definitely believe her when she says she can help you work out. She's also got this weird kind of creepy boyish vibe-- exhibit A is the photo of her pretending to take a whiz like a man with a Calvinesque (from Calvin & Hobbes) look on her face. I like her viewpoint on how everyone has their own idea about what their perfect body is. One of the prerequisites for her seems to be zero body fat and visible, veiny, ripped muscles.

03/20/15 (Updated)

LeSean McCoy's Girlfriend Porsha Williams

Get ready for some classic "uneek" first names: LeSean and Porsha. That's right, German sports cars be damned! I'm talking about LeSean McCoy's girlfriend Porsha Williams. Porsha is best known as Kordell Stewart's ex-wife. Now she is known for going to clubs with LaSean and kissing him in public. You can not escape the public eye, you can only hope to....contain it?

There's quite a weird little tale about Porsha's divorce with Kordell. At the time of their divorce, Porsha was a star on the show Real Housewives of Atlanta. By the way, Real Housewives is not on the BBC's list of approved educational and enriching programs. Porsha and Kordell had been having problems in the marriage, but Porsha decided she'd stick with it because Kordell told her he'd work on the marriage and try to work out whatever problems they were having. Then, Porsha found out on the internet that Kordell had filed for divorce before he even got around to telling her. Ouch! They had a prenuptial agreement already in place 'cuz Mama din'nt raise no fool mmhmmm! I get a kick out of the comments under the news of Stewart divorcing Porsha: "He sucked at football and he sucks at marriage." Touché.

Now Porsha is once again cruising the autobahn of love, and LeSean is her co-pilot. LaSean McCoy definitely doesn't suck at football too. Last year he recorded 1607 rushing yards, a career-high for him. His new girlfriend Porsha will probably not want to televise their wedding if they get to that point. Again, that was another weird thing that her and Kordell did. The television show was called "Platinum Weddings." Portions of the show are viewable on Youtube. I have watched them, and I implore you not to. The whole thing is soundtracked by the most nauseating R&B music you have ever heard, and the entire production radiates a glossy superficiality. For a dude that spent like a jillion dollars on a wedding, the prenup was the real money move.


LeSean McCoy's Baby Mama Steph and Girlfriend Sydney Alex

On Sunday after the Eagle's victory over the Cowboys you may have seen LeSean McCoy flaunting his title as 2013 NFL Regular Season Rushing Champion with a flashy "Rushing Belt" that he claims was given to him by a friend as a joke. While 2013 may be wrapping up quite nicely for McCoy, it began with a very public twitter war between LeSean McCoy, his former girlfriend Steph (@Angelface0330) who also happens to be the mother of his son LeSean McCoy jr., and his more recent girlfriend Sydney Alex.

The twitter bashing began when McCoy bragged that he was in a tropical location, made a spelling error, and tagged his new girlfriend Sydney Alex or @covergirldro at the end. This prompted Steph to correct his spelling mistake and make fun of his intelligence, which led to a pretty disturbing 5 hour exchange. Here are the highlights (or lowlights depending on how you look at it.) Over the course of several tweets McCoy calls the mother of his child a "dirty alley girl" who begs him for money and lied about birth control. Steph strikes back claiming McCoy has herpes, is worthless, has a small penis, has been cheated on by his girlfriend, he recently performed oral sex on Steph to avoid child support payments, and that McCoy went to... and unfortunately I am quoting here... "the dick doctor to get a bigger dick." It's incredible what can be said in 140 characters or less!

Later a second twitter exchange broke out between Steph and Sydney in which Sydney tags Steph and repeats McCoy's sentiment that Steph indeed comes from a dirty alley. She asserts herself as McCoys girlfriend and the bashing continues." LeSean, being the classy guy he is, jumps in and urges his twitter followers to attack Steph online as well. A few hours later, probably when he realized that he is a representative of an NFL franchise and just completely tarnished his image with a juvenile and very public airing of his dirty laundry, he deletes his twitter account all together and claims he was hacked. Good one, definitely go with that, it worked so well for Anthony Wiener aka Carlos Danger.

Well kids I think the moral of this story is that NFL players with rough relationships probably shouldn't run their own twitter accounts. That's what assistants are for! Either way LeSean McCoy definitely lost some respect for engaging in this online battle, even though the mud was slung both ways. However, as American's have proven time and again, we really don't care what a jerk you are off the field as long as you take our team to playoffs.