Philadelphia Eagles Wives and Girlfriends (WAGS)

08/25/15

Seji Ajirotutu's wife Autumn Ajirotutu


Seji Ajirotutu's wife Autumn Ajirotutu is the mother of his two children Laiyah and Londyn and is currently featured on a show called "WAGS" on the E! channel. I don't really feel like watching this show just to tell you what you already know about it. If you've seen any of the reality shows about semi-famous people and their wives in the past fifteen years, I'm sure you can guess what it's like.

I recently read an article from Observer.com that was titled "E!'s Newest Reality Show 'WAGS' Sets Human Progress Back Hundreds of Years." I'm curious what kind of paycheck they gave Seji Ajirotutu's wife Autumn Ajirotutu to appear on the show since there's a bunch of other wives and girlfriends that also appear on it. She looks like she stays out of the big scuffles and remains relatively low-key throughout the trailer for the show. Someone who was not low-key was Sheldon Souray's girlfriend Barbie Blank, whom we covered back in May. Also featured on the show is Larry English's girlfriend Nicole Williams who we covered back in March. I'm guessing Autumn is going to be one of the classy wives on the show who has to listen to the more high-maintenance ones bitch and complain about not getting enough attention. Autumn and Seji have a pet English Bulldog (I think that's the breed) named Tupac. Many pictures have been taken and shared of this dog, and I myself am a fan.

I'm pretty surprised that Autumn only has about 5000 followers on Instagram even though she's on a show on E! Maybe it's because the show only premiered 5 days ago. How many followers would Michael Imperioli have if The Sopranos just premiered 5 days ago? Five thousand maybe. Anyway, if you're looking for zingers and snappy quotes from Seji Ajirotutu's wife Autumn Ajirotutu, you are barking up the wrong tree. There's not a lot of incendiary material coming from her social media feeds, but there are a lot of selfies and pictures of expensive stuff. Autumn also has Seji's initials tattooed on her ring finger. It always helps to have a positive outlook when it's time for that buzzing ink needle.

07/08/15

Zach Ertz's girlfriend Julie Johnston


Zach Ertz's girlfriend Julie Johnston is a defender on the World Cup winning USA team (or is it that Julie Johnston's boyfriend Zach Ertz is a Tight End for the Eagles). She is flying pretty damn high right now after the defeated Japan. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that the pinnacle of soccer. I'm no expert but I'm sure it's a very big deal for her. Zach was in Vancouver watching her play for her team against Japan, and he told a New Jersey paper, "She's great. She probably runs more than anyone on the field. She has to sprint up for a set piece and then sprint back on defense. I kind of laugh when I see her blond hair streaking across the field." Actually blond hair streaking across fields is sort of funny, so I'm with him I guess.

Zach Ertz's girlfriend Julie Johnston met him at a Stanford baseball game. He was with a couple buddies, and he saw her sitting in the student section and decided to go hit on her, or in his words "just decided I wanted to meet her." They hit it off pretty fast too. They saw each other a few more times and that was it. I'm telling you, athletes who date athletes are always the best off. When both parties have the same career and are always busy playing their sport, they can relate amazingly well to each other. Now that Julie won the Cup with her team, she's the big cheese in the relationship too. Ertz said watching her achieve what she has is a big motivating thing for him.

Julie lives in Chicago and plays for the Chicago Red Stars in the National Women's Soccer League. Julie said she was "heartbroken" over the men's loss in the World Cup, but I kind of don't believe that. I mean, they were outclassed by whatever team that was that handed them the first loss (I think it was Belgium) the entire game, and Germany controlled them like puppets. Of course, it sucks when you yourself are a World Cup player and you have to watch the men's side lose. Americans aren't used to being mediocre in sports. These days when they're not playing, they go out and do fun stuff like wine tasting Vegas vacations.

03/19/15 (Updated)

Evan Mathis' Wife Katie Mathis


When you are in the zone, you are in The Zone. Evan Mathis' wife Katie Mathis works at Evan's hardcore fitness and training facility, simply called The Zone. Have a look at their site if you're in the Phoenix/Scottsdale area. I'm not aficionado, but it looks like some kind of high-tech Avengers headquarters where they test out how many inches of steel the Hulk can bend or how many concrete walls Captain America's shield can be thrown through. It's pretty awesome.

Katie is just about the most in-shape woman I've ever seen. She's really scary and intimidating for a normal dude, but being the girlfriend of Evan Mathis is a bit different since Evan himself is a hulking beast. Evan is one of the very best guards in the NFL. He was named both a Pro-Bowler and a first team All-Pro for his 2013 season, and of course it's hard to quantify his value since his position dictates that he battering rams through defense and protects his quarterback and running backs. Suffice to say he does a good job of it.

Let's get back to Evan's girlfriend Katie for a second, though. Katie's hard to pin down. She's clearly got a beautiful face. She's obviously very bright and funny, but again, the thing that really jumps out at you when you look through her Instagram is the tremendous level of dedication she gives to working the hell out. I mean, we've seen a lot of athlete wives who like to get really really skinny in the gym and maybe get a little toned, but this woman goes way beyond that. I definitely believe her when she says she can help you work out. She's also got this weird kind of creepy boyish vibe-- exhibit A is the photo of her pretending to take a whiz like a man with a Calvinesque (from Calvin & Hobbes) look on her face. I like her viewpoint on how everyone has their own idea about what their perfect body is. One of the prerequisites for her seems to be zero body fat and visible, veiny, ripped muscles.