San Diego Chargers Wives and Girlfriends (WAGS)


Mike McCoy's Wife Kellie McCoy

Mike McCoy's wife Kellie McCoy is the mother of two teenage kids in beautiful San Diego. If there's one place I always thought would be idyllic and fun to be a teenage kid, it would be SoCal. San Diego seems like the ultimate classy place to grow up. First of all, you're talking about one of the top ten climates in according to the Farmer's Almanac. That  means you'll be happier right out of the gate-- like playing with a stacked deck. Mike and Kellie's kids, Olivia and Luke, have been given a pretty solid starting point.

Mike met Kellie in downtown Salt Lake City. My guess is he was still in college playing for the Utah Utes at the time. He says, "She is a full-time mom and we are lucky to have her. She is great. Olivia is big into cheering competitions. Luke is a big sports fan. He plays both basketball and football, but basketball is his true passion." You don't get any more All-American than that. San Diego, the McCoys, cheerleading and sports. Bring home some apple pie, Kellie! Mike's wife Kellie posts a lot of entertaining memes and videos on Facebook. It's the kind of thing you don't like if you're a regular Facebook user, but since I don't use it any more, I find her profile wall vastly entertaining. She loves to post videos of homeless dogs getting new leases on life and morbidly obese women pole-dancing. It's a good mix of internet flavors.

Kellie took the ALS challenge recently as well, but her bucket seemed to be filled with water and not ice. There were calls from some of her friends to redo it. I think the San Diego weather is so nice that it melted the ice into lukewarm water, and to someone like Mike McCoy and his wife Kellie (who are now fully accustomed to San Diego weather) that's as bracing as ice.

03/19/15 (Updated)

Jason Verrett's Girlfriend McKayla Roary

Jason Verrett's girlfriend McKayla Roary is super supportive of Jason and the Chargers. She makes it a point to rep the Chargers with t-shirts, hats, stickers on her face, and regular announcements about when the game is and when she's watching. If I were Jason, I'd be psyched to have a girl so devoted to my cause, and that cause is jumping into the sky and picking off passes. McKayla enjoys showing clips of Jason when he manages to get a nice tackle or interception. She posts them on her Twitter.

Jason's girlfriend McKayla is also a model and beauty queen. She recently competed in Miss West San Diego. She didn't actually win (as some sites that don't pay attention think) but she did win the People's Choice award. Not being well-versed in the rules and regulations of the Miss West San Diego pageant, I'm unclear what you've got to do to win the whole crown as opposed to win over the crowd. But she won over the crowd, and in my book that's a win! Yes, McKayla takes a massie amounts of selfies. In fact, that's all she posts on her Instagram, but she's got a lot of style, and she always seems genuinely happy in all the pictures she takes. If you're having a good time, McKayla, then we're having a good time.

McKayla has a little sister who she likes to take pictures with. She looks very young-- I'd say about four years old. Jason's girlfriend McKayla also suffered a tragedy when her brother died when she was a teenager. She posted a picture of them goofing around back in the day on Instagram and said she misses him. McKayla also likes to post pictures of her pack of lady friends, and I have to say that they are all quite lovely.

03/19/15 (Updated)

Larry English's Girlfriend Nicole Williams

In the world of low-stakes sports reporting, finding out a little gem like the one about Larry English's girlfriend Nicole Williams is always odd. It was reported by Larry Brown Sports that Nicole folds Larry's underwear. What an odd, stupid thing to report on. Larry, do you have a mother complex, perhaps? Or maybe Nicole just digs folding underwear. Imagine if the question came up out of the blue from the paparazzi or whoever asked it, without context. "You're looking real nice today, Nicole, what are you up to today? Oh, that's cool; do you fold Larry English's underwear by chance?" Weird stuff comes out of peoples' mouths when they're talking to women as hot as Nicole.

Well let's get to the thing I've become obsessed with recently- the pre-draft measurables. Now, I know- Larry has been in the league for quite some time, but I wouldn't be talking about this if there weren't something to talk about. First off, he scored a 34 on the Wonderlic test. He's a linebacker, folks. He's supposed to be a drone hunter-killer, not a strategic wiz. For those of you who forgot, the Wonderlic test is supposed to tell people how good someone is at problem solving. Secondly, the dude jumped 36 inches for his vertical test. He's 6'2" and 255 pounds. What a monster. Imagine me, a 5'9" 160 pound guy, walking up to Larry English and telling him to his face that he has a mother complex. Maybe if I was wearing full protective NFL gear. I'd still get multiple bones broken, but it'd be less messy. I wouldn't sue him either; I know I had it coming.

I have to say: Nicole Williams is legit model material. Very beautiful woman. When you used to hear the word "model" in the late 80's (not 90's because of the weird grunge girl craze that happened in conjunction with grunge music taking over everyone's soul) this is the woman you would picture. Just a legitimately beautiful woman. She has the classy air about her too. Larry English knows he's lucky.