DeSean Jackson’s girlfriend Natalia Garibotto

DeSean Jackson’s girlfriend Natalia Garibotto is a student at Miami University. She’s attractive enough to impulsively whisk away to a tropical island for vacation, which is just what DeSean did this year. Garibotto was formerly NBA point guard Kyrie Irving’s girlfriend. Irving himself got into some hot water with Natalia after a picture of him was posted cozying up to two models in a club. This is standard fare in the world of rich tweeting athletes….

Larry English’s Girlfriend Nicole Williams

In the world of low-stakes sports reporting, finding out a little gem like the one about Larry English’s girlfriend Nicole Williams is always odd. It was reported by Larry Brown Sports that Nicole folds Larry’s underwear. What an odd, stupid thing to report on. Larry, do you have a mother complex, perhaps? Or maybe Nicole just digs folding underwear. Imagine if the question came up out of the blue from the paparazzi or whoever asked…

Joe Haden’s Wife Sarah Haden

Joe Haden’s wife Sarah Haden changed her last name to his, as is the custom here for some reason. Seems arbitrary but whatever. Her former last name was Mahmoodshahi, which is way cooler sounding than Haden. It’s pronounced “Mahk-mood-shah-hee” as compared to “Hay-din.” No offense to Joe, but that’s a trade-down. Sarah and Joe were recently featured on one of those garish Wedding magazines for their wedding. It featured 19,000 square feet of white carpet…

Hines Ward’s Girlfriend Lindsey Georgalas

Hines Ward’s girlfriend Lindsey Georgalas will be marrying him at Heinz Field, where he racked up over 12,000 receiving yards playing for Pittsburgh and Pittsburgh alone. TMZ first reported that they’d be tying the knot at the field, and the price to rent it for events starts at $12,000, which seems low to me considering it’s a stadium, but I guess when you don’t have a concert or sports event, there’s nothing really to do…

Rob Bironas’ wife Rachel Bradshaw

UPDATE 09/23/2014: Details from the events leading up to the fatal crash involving Rob Bironas, and things are more confusing than ever. Rob Bironas’ wife Rachel Bradshaw has told police that he said goodnight to her around 10:30 p.m. but was missing when she later went to check on him. Having no idea where her husband was, she called police to report him missing. Multiple witnesses have come forward now saying that Bironas was driving…

Calvin Johnson’s wife Brittney McNorton

Beware the molly-wop! Calvin Johnson’s wife Brittney McNorton threatens this dreaded technique when she feels insulted or disrespected. What is the molly-wop? It’s a street term used to describe a devastating close-fisted finishing maneuver similar to the upper-cut from Mortal Kombat. It was first introduced by the great Shao Kahn following his defeat of the famed warrior, Goro. I don’t know where Brittney learned the secrets of this ancient technique, but she recently began powering it…

Sean Lee’s wife Megan McShane

The Cowboys’ defense got some bad news during spring OTA’s with the tough news that Sean Lee will likely miss the season with a torn ACL. While the news is devastating for Cowboys fans (and players),… it’s not all lost for Sean Lee’s wife Megan McShane. The couple was married March 22, 2014, so the newlyweds will have plenty of time together in the coming months. Even before officially becoming a Cowboys’ wife, Megan McShane…