Larry Fitzgerald’s girlfriend Brooke Stewart

Larry Fitzgerald’s girlfriend Brooke Stewart brought a measure of calm to his life in a time when everything else was in turmoil. I suppose ‘turmoil’ is relative, as it can’t be all terrible to be a multi-millionaire celebrity in peak physical condition in the prime of your life. But still, Larry Fitzgerald was a transcendent talent stuck with terrible quarterbacks and a revolving door of coaches, coordinators and teammates. This turmoil has since disappeared thanks in large part to Carson…

Brandon Carr’s fiance Tory

The Dallas Cowboys recently signed Brandon Moore (he of the infamous Buttfumble), who retired before reporting to his first day of work. Moore could not stand the idea of getting on a plane and leaving his family for five months the NFL season requires of him. Fortunately, the Cowboys lucked out when it came to Brandon Carr’s fiance Tory, as she was comfortable using modern technology to keep Carr with the team during training camp….

Geno Smith’s girlfriend Kristen Stubbs

The king is dead, long live the king. Obviously we are being rather generous with the term “king” when referring to Mark Sanchez. But it does finally appear that his days are numbered given the Jets recent draft pick of Geno Smith. No offense to Mark, but holy shit he is a fucking horrible quarterback. Even when he got protection last year, he forced it into coverage… or fumbled. Who can forget the infamous butt…

Nnamdi Asomugha’s wife Kerry Washington

When we saw the headline of “Nnamdi Asomugha’s wife Kerry Washington,” we were taken aback. We consider ourselves fairly well versed on rumored relationships between athletes and Hollywood stars, but this one never crossed our radar. However, sports gossip site TerezOwens.com (who knew about Aaron Hernandez’s penchant for shooting people before Odin Lloyd did) is reporting that new 49ers Cornerback Asomugha has married Kerry Washington. Washington, of ABC’s Scandal fame, has been linked to other…

Phil Costa’s fiance Brooke Hogan

My father in law terrifies me. I mean that in a totally respectful way. He’s a man’s man, a mechanic by trade, who’s never flinched fixing anything who also hunts, and showed me his shooting skills by plucking the eye off a squirrel on a bird feeder from 80 yards away with his rifle (which happened to come from a collection he proudly showed off the first time I ever visited). My father in law…

Aaron Hernandez’ girlfriend Shayanna Jenkins

UPDATE: 7/3/2013: The mysterious case of Aaron Hernandez’ girlfriend Shayanna Jenkins goes even deeper. TMZ is now reporting that police responded to calls about an alleged domestic disturbance at the Hermosa Beach apartment that Hernandez was renting in June 2012. While neither party opted to press charges when police showed up, neighbors reported that this wasn’t the only time something like this happened. Aaron Hernandez’s girlfriend Shayanna Jenkins graduated in 2007 from Bristol Central High…

DeSean Jackson’s girlfriend Chantel Jeffries

We love it when our research is made easy for us. And we’d like to extend a special thank you to DeSean Jackson’s girlfriend Chantel Jeffries for making it even easier than what we’d normally define as usual. During the 2013 NFL offseason, we’ve heard a lot about DeSean Jackson off the field – namely firing Drew Rosenhaus as his agent, and the rampant speculation that he’ll be joining forces with Jay Z any day…