Champ Bailey’s Wife Jessica Herrera Bailey

Champ Bailey’s wife Jessica Herrera Bailey just married the Pro-Bowling guy a few days ago. The wedding was reported on by TMZ and featured cool little Patron lemonade drink thingys. The ceremony looked pretty classy. There was a beach and some kind of domed structure with the customary miles of garish white cloth strung up all over it. In America, wedding day aesthetics vaguely resemble ancient Greek aesthetics. The thing that amazes me most about…

Jerry Jones’ Wife Gene Jones

UPDATE: 09/10/2014: I had a feeling the story behind the photos from last month might come back to haunt Jerry Jones and wife Gene Jones. A former stripper named Jana Weckerly, from Ardmore, Okla, is accusing Jerry Jones of sexual assault. Of course Jerry is claiming that this is nothing more than a shakedown. Time will tell which is telling the truth. Well now, Jerry Jones’ wife Gene Jones may not be too happy about…

Boomer Esiason’s Wife Cheryl Esiason

Boomer Esiason’s wife Cheryl Esiason is the Co-Founder and Co-Chairman of the Boomer Esiason Foundation. That’s a big deal since the foundation, which raises money to fund research for a cure to cystic fibrosis, has raised over $100 million. The Boomer Esiason Foundation was started because Boomer and his wife’s son, Gunnar, was diagnosed with cystic fibrosis at the age of 2, and ever since the couple has been dedicated to helping fight the disease….

Cam Thomas’ girlfriend Adrienne

Cam Thomas’ girlfriend Adrienne wants the judicial system to know that Cam Thomas gave her herpes. Cam Thomas wants the world to know that he absolutely did not. Now that we’ve gotten the attention grabbers out of the way, let’s rewind a bit. Cam Thomas’s ex-girlfriend Adrienne filed suit against the Steelers D-Lineman alleging that he gave her herpes, and that he is the only person capable of giving them to her. #185576129 / gettyimages.com…

DeSean Jackson’s girlfriend Natalia Garibotto

DeSean Jackson’s girlfriend Natalia Garibotto is a student at Miami University. She’s attractive enough to impulsively whisk away to a tropical island for vacation, which is just what DeSean did this year. Garibotto was formerly NBA point guard Kyrie Irving’s girlfriend. Irving himself got into some hot water with Natalia after a picture of him was posted cozying up to two models in a club. This is standard fare in the world of rich tweeting athletes….

Larry English’s Girlfriend Nicole Williams

In the world of low-stakes sports reporting, finding out a little gem like the one about Larry English’s girlfriend Nicole Williams is always odd. It was reported by Larry Brown Sports that Nicole folds Larry’s underwear. What an odd, stupid thing to report on. Larry, do you have a mother complex, perhaps? Or maybe Nicole just digs folding underwear. Imagine if the question came up out of the blue from the paparazzi or whoever asked…

Joe Haden’s Wife Sarah Haden

Joe Haden’s wife Sarah Haden changed her last name to his, as is the custom here for some reason. Seems arbitrary but whatever. Her former last name was Mahmoodshahi, which is way cooler sounding than Haden. It’s pronounced “Mahk-mood-shah-hee” as compared to “Hay-din.” No offense to Joe, but that’s a trade-down. Sarah and Joe were recently featured on one of those garish Wedding magazines for their wedding. It featured 19,000 square feet of white carpet…