Well, getting hit by Gerald McCoy probably feels like getting hit by a truck, but being married to him feels snazzy. Gerald McCoy’s wife Ebony McCoy would surely agree. We’ve got a mountain of evidence to support this claim. Firstly, they’ve had four kids together and they’re still in their mid twenties. Secondly, Gerald can’t stop giving awesome presents to Ebony. Thirdly, Gerald’s speech about his life with Ebony. We’ll get to all that.
Gerald and wife Ebony’s kids are named Marcellus, Nevaeh, Gerald, and Germany. Man, I am really digging that last one. If George Costanza were here, he’d give major props for using a word not generally associated as a person’s name in the best of ways. Germany McCoy is destined for great things because her name is already great, folks. So let’s move on to the second part of this three-part exposition on the marriage of Gerald and Ebony McCoy: the gifts. We all know Gerald is making some serious bank ($98 million over 7 years to be exact). Gerald gave Ebony a wrapped Bentley as an engagement present. Man, a wrapped Bentley. That is some class. Most people give socks for presents. This guy bumps it right up to Bentley levels. Okay, so there’s that.
The third part of the exposition deals in the more intangible aspects of the marriage of Gerald and his wife Ebony. It revolves around his undying commitment and his way with words. Just take a look at his caption to a photo of him and his wife at the spot where they met:
“13 yrs ago when I was in the 7th grade, at this very place I met Ebony Foy. Little did I know I was meeting my best friend, mother of my children, wife and love of my life. You never know what God has in store when certain events happen. But this particular instance changed my life for ever. Today it has been a year since this beautiful woman changed my life by becoming my wife. She has been my back bone, companion, best friend and more. Who and what she is to me honestly can’t be put into words. But I’ll say this. I love her with all my heart and pray that we have a countless number of years together. Happy Anniversary!!”
You can’t beat Gerald for a good sentimental love letter. I’ve also witnessed Gerald, who’s gotta be 300 pounds, on a trampoline with his wife. The guy taking the video was saying “Ooh, kill’em. Ooh, ooh kill’em.” So yeah, Gerald and Ebony know how to bounce on a trampoline.