Graham Zusi’s girlfriend Abra House wants to keep a low profile, and that’s a hard thing to do when you’re kickin’ it with the inimitable Doctor Zooz. This is going to sound really weird, but Graham Zusi reminds me of Jim Cutler from Mad Men. Don’t you think he kind of looks like him? I know he’s younger and more chiseled and handsomer, but the guy kind of still reminds me of the ambitious, throat-cutting…
Omar Gonzalez’s wife Erica Gonzalez had to adjust to Omar’s new glasses. Google glasses, to be precise. No, they will not be referred to as “glass” in this post, and how can you pluralize a product called glass anyway? Glasses. Omar has shared pictures with the public of himself sporting the soon-to-be-ubiquitous technology, one can only they will point out holes in team Ghana, Portugal, and Germany’s offenses for Mr. Gonzalez to exploit. He’s a…
Soccer chicks will go where the wind takes them. That’s the old adage, and the wind has blown Geoff Cameron’s girlfriend Lindsay Hagopian clear out of the hot, humid city of Houston. She posted a commemorative picture of her looking at the city from a rooftop, saying her goodbyes, and all of her friends were sad to see her go. But now is not the time for hitting the bars with friends. Now is the…
Tim Howard’s wife Laura Howard is a Tennessee gal, and the couple live in Memphis in the summer and when Tim’s not playing in England for Everton. Their two kids Jacob and Alivia move around with them too. Back in 2010, Laura would get together with her friends and family to watch the USA games at a bar called The Flying Saucer Draught Emporium in Cordova, TN. Laura’s family is extremely large (she has 24…
Jurgen Klinsmann’s wife Debbie Klinsmann was swept off her feet abroad, and it wasn’t a sliding tackle. She had been doing a bit of modeling work there as Debbie Chin back then, and she managed to lure him into the Southern California lifestyle after he retired in 1998, effectively a legend as a striker of the 80’s and 90’s. Now he’s a Huntington Beach man with two kids. They both like basketball and video games….
James Johnson’s wife Callie Johnson was allegedly hit during a domestic dispute Saturday morning, which ultimately led to the Grizzlies forward arrest and charges filed. The two began arguing after leaving Beale Street in Memphis around 2am. Johnson was arrested and booked into County Jail shortly after 4:00am Saturday morning, and charged with domestic assault after allegedly hitting and choking his wife. Johnson initially left after the argument, but returned home to find police interviewing…
Carlos Rodon’s girlfriend Keely Warren is a cheerleader for East Carolina University, but whenever I see her I think she’s a politician. That’s not a bad thing– it’s just she’s got that leadership look about her or something– like she’s running for state representative and needs your vote. “Senator, with all due respect, the legislation regarding strikeouts in North Carolina is clearly a bid to force Carlos Rodon out of contention for the first round…