Tyler Toffoli’s girlfriend Taylore Bryce

Tyler Toffoli’s girlfriend Taylore Bryce reminds me of a pretty anime character. She has big eyes and she’s very cute in the classic sense. Tyler, on the other hand, does not look like an anime character. Tyler looks more like a Canadian tough-guy, but he does have a pretty good sense of humor. Just don’t go checking him or he’ll lose that funny bone. Tyler and Taylore, Taylore and Tyler– taking a trolly for two….

Seth Rollins’ girlfriend Leighla Schultz

Did Seth Rollins’ girlfriend Leighla Schultz know this was happening before she said yes? So that lede probably needs a little clarification. Let’s start with the wrestling aspect: On the June 2 edition of Monday Night Raw, The Shield came to the ring to celebrate a monumental destruction of Evolution at the Payback Pay-Per-View the night before. After the pleasantries were out of the way and the battle was brewing, Seth Rollins, the architect of…

Carl Hagelin’s girlfriend Erica Uebel

Sweden is the land of blondes. Thus, blonde speed demon Carl Hagelin’s girlfriend Eric Uebel is blonde. In the European spirit, I’ve spelt “blonde” with an “e.” Erica was born in Stockholm, the modern Swedish capital and namesake of the syndrome whereby kidnapped persons empathize with their captors. She has one sister named Paulina, and neither one of them suffer from Stockholm syndrome (in case you were concerned). Carl attended Michigan University and basically smoked…

Jake Muzzin’s girlfriend Courtney Fischer

The Muzz. Sic the Muzzle on’em. That’s what I imagine the coach is thinking when he unleashes the 25 year-old defenseman onto the ice. Jake Muzzin’s girlfriend Courtney Fischer possibly thinks the same thing, but just so you know he is a human being and not a brute beast. He doesn’t require as much shackling and unleashing as I let on. Courtney herself is a huge dog-lover, though, so she may not make a distinction….

Derick Brassard’s girlfriend Terra Findlay

Folks, if you’re looking for a duo with a whole bunch of misleading spellings, look no further. It feels like the coupling of a figure skater and an ice hockey player, both from Canada, is the ideal relationship combination for those two professions, and Derick Brassard’s girlfriend Terra Findlay is indeed a former international figure skater. Three, count them: three misleading spellings in this couple. Terra was born in 1990 and grew up slicing rings…

Patty Mills girlfriend Alyssa Levesque

Patrick “Patty” Mills’ girlfriend Alyssa Levesque is a long-time gal. She’s been with him for years, and she “helps to quiet the storm,” according to their friend. Hey, it’s a storm you want if you’re on the court playing in the NBA Finals. Mills has climbed his way to the big show from the NBADL. Not easy. Patty is an aboriginal, which means he’s an indigenous native to Australia. If you’ve read about Aboriginals, you’ll…

Garin Cecchini’s girlfriend Katie Ivey

Red Sox Nation is buzzing as top-prospect Garin Cecchini got the call to the big league club today. With Cecchini getting into the game after Dustin Pedroia was ejected in the third inning, you can only imagine the excitement for Garin Cecchini’s girlfriend Katie Ivey. Garin Cecchini and Katie Ivey both hail from Louisiana and have clearly been together for a couple years. Ivey recently graduated college, and is making the regular treks from home…