Adrian Peterson’s wife Ashley Peterson

Adrian Peterson’s wife Ashley Peterson had a baby in September of 2015, and the only thing I’ve got to complain about is them doing the whole weird photography session where the guy takes off his shirt and the woman shows her bra and huge belly. That’s one thing I will always think is ultra weird. Crabby internet gossipers, how about starting a new self-righteous witch hunt against weird pregnancy photographs involving professional athletes and their…

Lamar Odom’s wife Khloe Kardashian

For loyal readers, you may remember a previous post in which I was particularly tough on Khloe’s sister Kim Kardashian. I’m going to warn you now, we feel no different about this vapid, annoying, useless, talentless, daughter of a G-list celebrity lawyer. Her resume? She’s been on reality TV shows, kept herself nice and chubby, and never worked a day in her life. She appeared nude in a PETA ad, further developing my general hatred…

Tony Stewart’s girlfriend Jessica Zemken

UPDATE 08/10/2014: We’re taking a break from our normal conversation about Tony Stewart’s girlfriend, and this update certainly isn’t about speculating on Kevin Ward’s girlfriend. Tragedy struck the track in Canandaigua, NY Saturday night, when 20 year old driver Kevin Ward Jr was struck and killed by Tony Stewart. After being involved in a wreck, Ward exited his car and was walking across the track. Stewart came around a turn fishtailing and was unable to…

Kasey Kahne’s girlfriend Jenny Severance

Though admittedly single, as of 2009, at one point in time Kasey Kahne’s girlfriend was Jenny Severance, a 34 year-old single mother who lives in North Carolina. The two began dating in Fall, 2007. Little is known of how long they spent together, but Kahne publicly admitted in February, 2009 that he is single. This has nothing to do with Jenny Severance, but we want to be clear that through thorough digging, we firmly believe…

Jon Garland’s girlfriend Lovie Jung

Jon Garland’s girlfriend Lovie Jung was Born in Honolulu, Hawaii on January 11, 1980. She moved to California as a child and wasted no time becoming a standout softball player. Case in point, she led the NCAA in homeruns, RBI’s and slugging percentage in 2003. Not enough evidence? Try this on for size. As a star second baseman, she appeared in two College World Series during her career at the University of Arizona in 2002…

Brian Vickers girlfriend Erin Bates

Originally from Kelowna, BC, Canada, Brian Vickers girlfriend Erin Bates is most well known for her work on Speed TV. Prior to her TV work, she held various average Jane style jobs including time as a pharmacy technician, an insurance agent and in advertising sales. Beginning in 2003, she worked as an in stadium pit reporter for AMA Supercross and Motocross, which led to her joining SPEED TV’s broadcast team in the same capacity in…

Mark Martin’s wife Arlene Martin

Mark Martin’s wife Arlene Martin grew up near Gainesville, Florida, in a town called Alachua. The two were set up on a blind date by Mark’s sister Glinda. The former Arlene Everett has admitted that she was not interested in a relationship with Mark who was six years younger, without children and pursued racing cars for a living. Despite Arlene’s initial disinterest, she and Mark began dating and were married October 27, 1984. Arlene was…