Trayvon Bromell’s girlfriend anxieties plague his thoughts, his feelings, and his very soul! No, they aren’t that bad at all, but he talks often and loud on social media about the gaping hole in his life that is a lack of girlfriend. We feel for ya’ buddy, and we’re here to help by totally busting chops about it. It’s not like Trayvon needs toughening up. If you’re a potential Olympic medalist, you have crazy good focus and willpower, guaranteed. So I’m sure he can take minor ribbings from the likes of us.
First off, Trayvon is constantly saying how much he wants a girlfriend and how great she will be. Buddy, I know your new to this, but girlfriends can actually be really annoying. Witness when he says
I swear when I get a girlfriend she traveling the world with me to every track meet.
— IamTrayvonBromell (@TrayvonBromell) May 18, 2016
Um, am I the only one that think that sounds awful!? Sometimes you just need a little breather, when you can cut loose in the Olympic Village (kidding, again). I even had a few picks for Trayvon Bromell’s girlfriend. Obviously I’d select chicks like Hedisa Visapa, Lauren London, Amanda Sauer Olivia Culpo or Kayla Wallace because they’re the creme de la creme and they’re all taken (making it more dramatic). I mean, these chicks are just so dang hot. He’d give up a medal to go on a date with them, trust me. Olivia is even be single now after Tim Tebow wasn’t taking care of business.
Trayvon showed a bit of jealousy with the way women flock to football players. He said
I feel like some girls be forcing themselves to like football players … Majority don’t even know anything about sports in general
— IamTrayvonBromell (@TrayvonBromell) May 16, 2016
Well, Trayvon, that is no way to find a lady. I also highly doubt they have to force themselves to be attracted to those guys, pal. Anyway, Trayvon Bromell’s girlfriend will be appearing in the stands of the track & field events during the Olympics, it’s just a question of whether they will have met yet. There’s someone out there for you, Trayvon, and she won’t be shy about telling you how uninterested in sports she is.