Tosaint Ricketts’ Girlfriend Dariana Shai

Tosaint Ricketts’ girlfriend Dariana Shai spends significant time writing in her blog. It’s full of cliches and bad grammar. Much of the writing is meant to be uplifting and life-affirming (like everything else written by millennials with nothing to do). Unfortunately, she never says anything interesting. Her writing maintains a self-obsessed ideology centered around fame and the absurd idea that we are all special. She makes my eyes glaze over with her blog. Here’s an example (bad…

Steven Beitashour’s Wife Karlie Beitashour

Steven Beitashour’s wife Karlie Beitashour met him at Leland High School in San Jose, California. She’s a California girl in her heart, but she lives with Steve in Toronto because he plays for Toronto FC. Karlie works at a social media marketing company. In fact, it’s more of an analytics data management company. They let you “manage all your social media marketing in one place.” I don’t know how it works, but they keep Karlie…

Casey Kelly’s Girlfriend Ariel Wood

Casey Kelly’s girlfriend Ariel Wood is living a charmed life.  Because Casey is a guy who got a $3,000,000 signing bonus right out of the gate.  First and foremost, she’s a Phoenix Suns dancer. They both live in Arizona in the offseason. She’s already managed to get a little modeling thing going with a clothing boutique on Instagram. She’s not so subtle about advertising for them, but she’s certainly not required to be. The only requirement…

Sebastian Giovinco’s Girlfriend Shari

Sebastian Giovinco’s girlfriend Shari is a rare sighting. Back in August of 2015, he shared a picture of his wife and son, Jacopo. He shares far more pictures of Jacopo than he does of Shari. In fact, the only pictured he ever posted on social media of Shari was the one from 2015. It was a family event at a restaurant. The family ate macaroons and a ton of other Italian food. Shari and Jacopo frequently hang…

Chase Reynolds’ Wife Kila Reynolds

Chase Reynolds’ wife Kila Reynolds is the mother of their three children. In August of 2016, they renewed their vows to each other. That event took place a full ten years after they married. Thus, the couple married when Chase himself was only 19 years old. Kila describes herself as a “coffee snob,” and she also discloses the couple dated since high school. You’ve got your classic high school sweetheart scenario here. This couple already…

Jozy Altidore’s Girlfriend Illiana Blackshear

So, it’s time to delve into the tricky business of soccer babe conjecture. The question: is Jozy Altidore’s girlfriend Illiana Blackshear? Rumors started to float around on the forums of bigsoccer.com way back in 2011 that Jozy and Illiana were dating. If this is true, that’s cool. If not, that’s fine too. But, Jozy is a world-travelin’ kinda’ guy, and Illiana has a soccer past at Monmouth University.  Do the two link up? Illiana works for…

Lance Kendricks’ Wife Danielle Kendricks

Lance Kendricks’ wife Danielle Kendricks is an activist for lung cancer. If you want to pick a thing to help eradicate, lung cancer is a good thing to pick. She focuses on the subject on social media because it means something to her. Danielle also posted about another subject in April: the giant wall of sneakers Lance built up in St. Louis. Since they moved to Los Angeles, that wall no longer remains. It’s common for a…