Osi Umenyiora’s girlfriend Leila Lopes

UPDATE: 02/19/2013: Osi Umenyiora is now set to marry the former Miss Universe, after getting engaged recently while at dinner in Atlanta. Umenyiora and Lopes are set to marry in 2014, though no further information is currently available. Congratulations to the happy couple. Osi Umenyiora may be putting together an all-time resume. While the volume of significant other’s doesn’t rival fellow New York athletes like Jeter or Sanchez, the top caliber quality of girlfriends may…

Jovan Belcher’s girlfriend Kasandra Perkins

UPDATE: 12/04/2012: We now know some additional details on the case. The 911 caller was actually Belcher’s mother who was in town to help the couple, and could be heard on the call begging Perkins not to die. Belcher and Perkins had been in a difficult period together since the birth of their child in September, and had been receiving counseling from the Kansas City Chiefs, who were acutely aware of the problems the couple…

Patrick Willis’ girlfriend Shenae Saifi

All I have to say is well done Patrick Willis, well done. The San Francisco 49er linebacker nailed it with this one. The one I’m trying to describe is Patrick Willis’ fiancee, Shenae Saifi, but I’m finding it pretty tough to come up with any words that would do her justice. The only real problem I have with Shenae, is that we know nothing about her. I mean if it wasn’t for the couple getting…

Nick Mangold’s wife Jennifer Richmond

The New York Jets are a terrible football team. And that’s coming from a Jets fan (despite previous edits to the contrary by our astute editor). Take a look at that roster for a sec. The starting QB (Sanchez) should be a backup but despite that fact, was given an $8 million extension last year. Maybe that was to boost his confidence, who knows? However, bringing in Jesus… excuse me, Tebow… to back him up…

Doug Martin’s Girlfriend: The Reason We Have Muscle Hamster

I think we’re all in agreement with Doug Martin that he needs a new nickname. All I really think of when I hear “Muscle Hampster” is that stupid Hamster dance song from the late 90s (good luck getting that out of your head now). In addition to it being annoying, Doug Martin’s ex-girlfriend is the reason he got the nickname in the first place. While attending Boise State, Martin was at one point dating a…

Manti Te’o’s girlfriend Lennay Kekua

UPDATE: 01/16/2013: Manti Teo’s girlfriend Lennay Kekua – HOAX The headlines have been unavoidable over the past couple hours in the wake of Deadspin’s incredible post detailing the facts, myths, questions, and lies surrounding the relationship of Manti Te’o and girlfriend Lennay Kekua. We’re not going to step on Deadspin’s toes with all the details, because they earned this story, your click, and for that matter a click on one of their ads. They seriously…

Charles Tillman’s wife Jackie Tillman

Starting 2012 at 7-1, nothing could derail the Bears,… except for Charles Tillman’s wife Jackie Tillman. Wait. What? Yesthe Bears are being led by their ferocious defense, and by their starting cornerback/turnover machine Charles Tillman (seriously, four forced fumbles last week? C’mon man…). As the Bears head into a clash with another 7-1 team against Houston this weekend, the Bears are now forced with the distinct possibility of taking the field without Tillman, and it’s…