Jarret Bush’s Wife Lucimara Silva

Who doesn’t love it when an Olympic athlete gets hitched to a professional football player? I think something about the prospect of making genetically-buffed super-children appeals to me in this regard. Jarret Bush’s wife Lucimara Silva is just such a person. Her sport is the heptathlon– one of the most badass all-around sports in the world. Just as a reminder, the heptathlon consists of 100M hurdles, high jump, shot put, 200 M sprint, long jump,…

Tristan Thompson’s Girlfriend Jordan Craig

Tristan Thompson’s girlfriend Jordan Craig is one of those anatomy-defying models that have had a little help from modern technology, if ya’ know whatta’ mean. Her absolute favorite thing to do is have pictures of herself taken on Instagram and give shout outs to the designer of the garment. She likely gets paid a small amount for each little shout that she gives about them. My guess is a spokesperson from the clothing company works…

Brandon Workman’s Girlfriend Taylor Caswell

Brandon Workman’s girlfriend Taylor Caswell just said yes to his proposal a few days ago on the beach in Florida. Taylor is a religious girl from the south, an occasional model, and coolest of all– a discus thrower. How often do you meet a discus thrower as good looking as her? My guess is never, since I myself have never met a collegiate discus thrower of any kind [Editor’s note: Dude, I threw disc in…

Steve Cishek’s Wife Marissa Cishek

Steve Cishek’s wife Marissa Cishek is loving her life in Florida with her husband and new daughter Emmie. The daughter is a new addition to the Cishek family, and she’s definitely got Marissa’s main attention these days. The couple also have a very cute little dog named Lola whom Steve made a video of retrieving a rubber ball and dropping it to be thrown again. The action was so automatic and consistent that Steve doesn’t…

Rory McIlroy’s Girlfriend Erica Stoll

Rory McIlroy’s girlfriend Erica Stoll seems to make it easier to get over Caroline Wozniacki. Rory seems to have a definite type. I’m not the first person to point out the striking resemblance between Erica and Wozniacki. I can assure you of one thing, if Erica and Caroline had to play a tennis match to decide who would be with Rory, Erica wouldn’t score a single point. But Rory McIlroy’s girlfriend Erica Stoll isn’t a…

Yan Gomes’ Wife Jenna Gomes

Yan Gomes’ wife Jenna Gomes is a compassionate and pious young woman. The couple has a baby girl named Brooklyn whom was born in early 2014. Jenna Gomes is a graduate of Tennessee (thus explaining her commitment to Vols athletics) and she frequently tweets about how they’re doing in various sports. She’s also showed off the MLB season pass on her iPad that she uses to keep up with all of Yan’s games. She’s well-versed…

Josh Harrison’s Wife Brittney Harrison

Josh Harrison’s wife Brittney Harrison just gave birth last year to their daughter Mia, and Josh posted some pictures of her birthday celebration in February, which seemed a tad elaborate for a 1 year-old, but hey maybe it’ll get filed into her subconscious. Josh and Brittney also partake in the lovely trips to Cabo which have become pretty widespread among athletes. The percentage of baseball players choosing Cabo over other tropical destinations is pretty high…