Sebastian Vollmer's Girlfriend Lindsay Force



Sebastian Vollmer's girlfriend Lindsay Force has been his fiance for at least four months, as she was described as such in September of 2014. She takes part in all of the the official Patriots activities for player wives and girlfriends, and she's been known to hop into a fashion show and paint some nails. Yes, the player wives and girlfriends paint people's nails as (I guess) a kind of PR thing. I wonder if that's annoying to get a call from the offices of the team being like, "Hey Lindsay, it's that time of the year again. We need you down here tomorrow to paint strangers' nails." It sounds, you know, like a bother, but if you don't have anything better to do I guess it wouldn't be so bad.

There's also the help that Lindsay has been giving Sebastian with his English. He has said that any time he made a grammatical or syntactical error, she instantly corrects him. In this case, it would be her that would be annoying. It's all part of assimilating from a big German to a big Patriot. Sebastian Vollmer's girlfriend Lindsay Force was photographed with other Patriot wives and girlfriends visiting the Boston Children's Hospital to help put some smiles on some otherwise frowning faces. In attendance in the "pep rally" was the lovely Lexi Solder, wife of Nate Solder. Knowing her, she probably organized the whole thing. This was back about a year ago, and so Lindsay has been with Sebastian for at least a full year. It brought smiles to the kids and included balloons with Patriots logos on them. Who doesn't like a balloon with a Patriots logo?

All in all, Sebastian Vollmer's girlfriend Lindsay Force seems like a nice girl. Taking part in the activities as a girlfriend is basically the same as being a wife, since it signifies the couple has been in a relationship for awhile and is serious.

01/29/15 (Updated)

Rob Gronkowski's girlfriend Bibi Jones



UPDATE 01/28/2015: It's been nearly four years since we looked into Rob Gronkowski's girlfriend Bibi Jones, only to determine that she definitely wasn't his girlfriend.

And while four years ago, we ascertained that he was a rich, single dude, having the time of his life, we decided to look again for the mystery woman who could now claim the title of Rob Gronkowski's girlfriend.

Like Big Foot, the Lochness Monster, or the Chupacabra, Gronk's girlfriend is one of two things: Either amazing at hiding, or not a real thing. In 2015, with a lovable lunk who also happens to be adept at maintaining a social media profile, we'd probably know if there was someone deserving of a relationship title. Color us jaded that the fun-loving superstar is serious with anyone.

And in our eyes? Have fun while you can, Gronk. There's plenty of time to settle down later.

UPDATE 10/24/2011: So after the latest non-troversey, Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski has apologized to Patriots team owner Robert Kraft. According to Gronk on the Toucher & Rich radio show, "I wasn't asked to apologize to anyone. I just saw Mr. Kraft in the hallway. We had a brief discussion and that's all it was."
So not exactly sure why he's apologizing for taking a picture, but he did all the same. The next time Gronk meets a porn star (and there definitely will be a next time for that kid), I'm willing to wager we won't see evidence of it on Twitter.

Let us set the record straight. We don't actually believe they're dating, but we needed a title for this post.
Hell, Bibi Jones goes on the Howard Stern show to beg people to sleep with her, claiming she'll sleep with almost anyone.
However, to be clear, Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots is spending his bye week hanging out with porn star, Bibi Jones, and neither one seems to want to hide it.
The pictures on the right were posted by Bibi Jones twitter account, @xxxBiBiJones. Each picture's caption is the tweet she sent.
Last week, Gronk was photographed playing twister with Playboy models. Step aside, Tom Brady,... a new idol walks the Patriots locker room.


Michael Hoomanawanui's Wife Cari Hoomanawanui



Michael Hoomanawanui's wife Cari Hoomanawanui chose to adopt his last name after they were married, much to my chagrin. It means I've gotta' type it out instead of her former, more compact last name Kalama. Hey, sometimes it's good to switch things up, and this isn't as big a switch as you might think. We could just refer to Cari as Michael Hoo-man's wife, but we'll see how our spelling goes from here. Cari Hoomanawanui is from Hawaii and her parents are natives, and even though Michael grew up Illinois, he sure does have a Hawaiian sounding name.

Michael Hoomanawanui's wife Cari Hoomanawanui got married on July 12 of 2014, and she was sure to update her facebook page the day it happened. Like many player wives, she does not respond to her friends comments on her photos. She's too busy living it up to fiddle with facebook too much. Cari really doesn't update her feed too often. You'll get one or two pictures per year, and they're generally always with Michael. One charming photo is her tugging and warring with the couple's dog, a pitbull. For a long time, Cari lived in Venice Beach, California, and her relatives would ask her how she's doing and all that. Now, I get the sense that they spend their time in New England because of Michael, but I can't confirm that's where they live.

Incidentally, Cari also took part in the visit from player wives and girlfriends to the Boston Children's Hospital. She was right there alongside Sebastian Vollmer's girlfriend Lindsay Force, trying to make kids with illnesses feel less ill. I'd bet money that she also partook in the mini-fashion show that the Patriots organization threw. Now Michael Hoomanawanui's wife Cari Hoomanawanui just has to cross her fingers and hope all goes well for the Patriots as they head into a Super Bowl amid pretty silly "controversy" after alleged football deflation. Cari laughs at such trifles.