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12/18/14

Ryan Lindley's Wife Lindsay Lindley

 

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Ryan Lindley's wife Lindsay Lindley took one for the team by inheriting his last name. I wish his last name was simply "Lindsay," as a Lindsay Lindsay has got to be a super rare name. "Lindsay" itself is an interesting name if you stare at it and sort of unpack it as a word, don't you think? Anyway, enough getting sidetracked-- let's learn about our dear Lindsay.

Ryan's wife Lindsay grew up in the great city of New York, NY, and she was apparently a talented dancer, having started at the young age of four. She decided to give up dancing when she was 14, and she turned to track & field. She may have sensed it was an opportunity for a scholarship (which it turned out to be). I'm not sure how many schools give out dancing scholarships, but it can't be many. She turned herself into a track star and earned a full scholarship to the awesome UCLA. Man, that's amazing. I imagine she must have been crushing people in high school to earn that. She attended the school, got a degree in political science, and now she's a behavioral health technician at a children's group home, which I think means she administers medicine to kids without families and keeps them in line. So she's definitely got a big heart.

The story of Ryan and his wife Lindsay meeting happened at a College Christian group winter retreat while they were both attending different colleges. They met, stars appeared in their eyes, and they got hyped up about each other and talked some shop in the name 'o the Lord. "You dig Christianity? Me too!" Ryan talked with her on the phone for awhile, then invited her to San Diego to spend the weekend. Long story short, they dated for two years before Lindley popped the question on a mountain top.

12/17/14

Justin Brent's Girlfriend Elke "The Stallion"

 

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Justin Brent's girlfriend Elke The Stallion is a model of the gluteus-maximal variety. Boy, this Justin Brent fella' sure has specific tastes. He was last seen palling around with Lisa Ann, the adult film actress. He certainly knows how to get attention with his dating choices. But hey, he's young and having fun, right? He's once more dating someone far older than he is.

Justin's girlfriend Elke was born in Germany in 1975. She's been modelling her entire life but did attend college and get a degree in english, business, and economics. She's been in some radio interviews and television shows like "Extra" and "Access Hollywood." I guess her appeal is that she's got a huge rear end. She's apparently also appeared in the video "Bubble Butt" by Major Lazer, which some would say is a hideously sexist and vapid piece of trash, though not entirely devoid of creativity (but close). The song itself is well produced, but both the song and the video certainly portray women as nothing but sex objects to be played with, and in this particular case cellulite is bizarrely fetishized. Elke has been making a living off of modeling for a long time, and a paycheck is a paycheck. Her Instagram pictures tend to be no-nonsense affairs where "the goods" are displayed, and her expression is kept stoic and humorless. She's a professional, folks.

Elke and Justin were spotted recently in some pictures together and were reported about by a bunch of internet-gossipy type sites. I wonder what Brent's fascination with older women is? Maybe it's just a coincidence that his last two girlfriends have been much older than he. Brent's girlfriend Elke certainly is aware that going out with him will get her attention, and that's good for her career as well. Don't expect them to get married, but do expect them to have some fun.

12/15/14 (Updated)

Mike McCoy's Wife Kellie McCoy

 

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Mike McCoy's wife Kellie McCoy is the mother of two teenage kids in beautiful San Diego. If there's one place I always thought would be idyllic and fun to be a teenage kid, it would be SoCal. San Diego seems like the ultimate classy place to grow up. First of all, you're talking about one of the top ten climates in according to the Farmer's Almanac. That  means you'll be happier right out of the gate-- like playing with a stacked deck. Mike and Kellie's kids, Olivia and Luke, have been given a pretty solid starting point.

Mike met Kellie in downtown Salt Lake City. My guess is he was still in college playing for the Utah Utes at the time. He says, "She is a full-time mom and we are lucky to have her. She is great. Olivia is big into cheering competitions. Luke is a big sports fan. He plays both basketball and football, but basketball is his true passion." You don't get any more All-American than that. San Diego, the McCoys, cheerleading and sports. Bring home some apple pie, Kellie! Mike's wife Kellie posts a lot of entertaining memes and videos on Facebook. It's the kind of thing you don't like if you're a regular Facebook user, but since I don't use it any more, I find her profile wall vastly entertaining. She loves to post videos of homeless dogs getting new leases on life and morbidly obese women pole-dancing. It's a good mix of internet flavors.

Kellie took the ALS challenge recently as well, but her bucket seemed to be filled with water and not ice. There were calls from some of her friends to redo it. I think the San Diego weather is so nice that it melted the ice into lukewarm water, and to someone like Mike McCoy and his wife Kellie (who are now fully accustomed to San Diego weather) that's as bracing as ice.