Brittney Palmer’s husband Aaron Zalewski

Brittney Palmer’s husband Aaron Zalewski has what I guess you could call a “financial advisory” company called Compound Stock Earnings, and it’s essentially a seminar style “how to get rich” thing. I watched one of his commercials for their “techniques” on how to make 4-6% returns per month using covered calls. You know what always tips you off about these little rackets– the hopeful acoustic guitar soundtracks. The music is always way too hopeful in these…

Luke Petitgout’s wife Jennifer Petitgout

There’s been a storm brewin’ between these two for some time. Luke Petitgout’s wife Jennifer Petitgout testified in court very recently that he was a serial abuser when she lived with him. She also said he made profiles for him and his wife to try to get some three-ways going off the internet. While there’s nothing wrong with three-ways themselves, they tend not to work out too well unless both parties are interested in engaging…

Mike Dantonio’s wife Becky Dantonio

Mike Dantonio’s wife Becky Dantonio has had two daughters with him, and they’re your classic family football fans, rooting for the good guys (the Spartans) and rallying against the evil foes (anyone the Spartans play). In a nutshell, that’s sort of the basis of any good supportive football family structure. Their daughter Kristen actually just graduated from MSU, and she loved having dad on campus, according to a local news website. Their daughter Lauren is…

Bob Stoops’ wife Carol Stoops

Bob Stoops’ wife Carol Stoops ​got some attention from media people recently by attending a convention for Mary Kay, who employed her for half her life, according to her. This convention was kind of a big thing. They had a massive stage set up in the same way a company like Apple would do it. I guess I didn’t know how big Mary Kay was for a lot of people. It sort of makes me…

Christian McCaffrey’s girlfriend Marybeth Sant

Christian McCaffrey’s girlfriend (actually ex-girlfriend) Marybeth Sant ​has moved on from having a big college star as a boyfriend. Christian has moved on from having a girl-next-door blonde as a girlfriend.  But I feel the second-hand nostalgia wash over me when I look at the two together. I guess when you’re the runner-up for the Heisman, you’ve got no time to look back on your relationships to let them mess with your mind. They’ve moved…

Luke Walton’s wife Bre Walton

Luke Walton’s wife Bre Walton was a middleblocker for the Arizona Wildcats’ volleyball team many moons ago, and she met Luke at college when he was attending back at the turn of the century. What a wild time it was– “Road Trip” was coming out, the Indiana Pacers were being coached by Larry Bird in the NBA Finals, and the Apple iPod had yet to be released. Golden times, folks, golden times. Bre’s originally from…

Randy Orton’s wife Kim Marie Orton

Randy Orton’s wife Kim Marie Orton is no stranger to tropical getaways and exotic hikes. In fact, the two were on vacation in Bora Bora, a small island in French Polynesia, when they came across a homeless dog that charmed their pants off on a hike. I don’t exactly know why or how the dog ended up on Bora Bora, seeing as how it’s only about 11 square miles and is very remote, but they…