Mark Melancon’s wife Mary Melancon gave Mark a scare years back when he was first traded from Houston to Boston. According to MLB.com, Mark wsa hanging out on a Cancun beach with his uncle when his wife Mary came up to him with a freaky look on her face like something bad had happened. Mark said, “I hadn’t seen a face like that from her since Brooklyn’s been around. I just figured something was wrong…
JP Howell’s wife Heather Howell is a beautiful blonde lady who used to be a competitive track athlete for USC before she destroyed her body by jumping into Lake Tahoe after finishing a training run in the Sierra Nevadas. First off, when I read about this story at MLB.com, I was struck by the use of the phrase “traditional celebratory cliff-leap.” Okay, I get that a lot of people jump 50 feet down into the…
Andrew Heaney’s wife Jordan Heaney lists her home as Oklahoma City (so I already have empathy for her), and pile on top of that she’s married to a guy who just got traded prematurely. Andrew is now on the Angels, and with the way he’s dealing, the young couple may want to consider moving there for a long time to come. Andrew was born in Oklahoma City as well, so that explains why they both…
Brad Boxberger’s wife Anna Boxberger is a sweet southern lady and a mom. Sometime in early January the couple got married and traveled to Hawaii for their honeymoon. A year later and they’ve got a child named Ava. Of course, Anna treats her french bulldog Ralph like a human child as well– it’s one of the more common but harmless behaviors we see in the maternal types. It seems Brad Boxberger’s wife Anna Boxberger was…
If you’re a fan of Stephen Vogt, you can thank Stephen Vogt’s wife Alyssa Vogt for him staying in the league. The guy wanted to throw in the towel and she said ho ho hooooo, now waita’ second pal, you just hold ya’ horses. She told him he should give it another year and see how he feels after that season’s done because she wouldn’t want to live with a guy moping around thinking “what…
DJ LeMahieu’s wife Jordan LeMahieu is another newlywed, and she’s been a wife of his for less than a year. They met in college at a halloween party at LSU. Little did she know that she’d soon be adopting one of the most difficult last names a player wife could ever take on. I still can’t say this guy’s name, and when I see it written down I think I’m having cognitive issues. DJ is…
Joe Panik’s girlfriend Brittany Pinto looks exactly like Punky Brewster. Like, exactly. In fact, she looks more like what one would imagine Punky Brewster would look like grown up than the actual woman who played Punky Brewster as a kid (if that makes sense). The soul of Punky transferred itself to Brittany Pinto after the show wrapped up. I think Joe and Brittany need to get a golden retriever and name him Brandon. Side note:…