Well, we’ve since this before. Not more than two weeks ago, Lance Armstrong’s girlfriend tried to take the fall for him drunkenly slamming into parked cars. Now, Nick Fairley’s girlfriend Fatima Alhassan is trying to take the fall for him after he was stopped. He’s now facing trial for drunk driving. At the time when he was stopped, Mr. Fairley took three separate field sobriety tests, and he failed each one. Fatima is claiming that…
Gentlemen, start your spray tans! This whole airing of cheating grievances is becoming a new thing. The term “spraytan” is also becoming a little catchy term for a cheating wife or girlfriend, and it was the contact name that Brennan Clay’s wife Gina D’Agostini saved DeMarco Murray’s phone number under so Brennan wouldn’t know about them. Now, Joseph Fauria’s girlfriend Erika Ann Hammond has allegedly been accused by Fauria of spraytanning him. Nobody likes a…
Stephen Tulloch’s girlfriend Vanessa Alleyne has helps him present special charity events and generally just gives the big guy props. She’s originally from Florida and recently celebrated her 10 year high school reunion. I know this because I have seen both her high school picture and the invitation and description for the reunion, which was held at the Hard Rock Cafe and some other night club in the Tampa area. Tulloch’s girlfriend Vanessa went to…
Scott Mitchell’s wife Kim Nifong Mitchell is about to sit at home and watch him suffer on the television. Rather, she’ll eventually get to watch him suffer on the television, as the show may have already been pre-taped and is set to air soon. I’m talking about The Biggest Loser, a program where morbidly obese, lazy, and intermittently neurotic caterpillars are transformed into skinny, hyperactive, and often compulsive butterflies. One of the competitors Scott will…
Beware the molly-wop! Calvin Johnson’s wife Brittney McNorton threatens this dreaded technique when she feels insulted or disrespected. What is the molly-wop? It’s a street term used to describe a devastating close-fisted finishing maneuver similar to the upper-cut from Mortal Kombat. It was first introduced by the great Shao Kahn following his defeat of the famed warrior, Goro. I don’t know where Brittney learned the secrets of this ancient technique, but she recently began powering it…
Don’t you honestly believe that Barry Sanders’ wife Lauren Campbell-Sanders had something to do with the early retirement of the most dynamic running back I’ve ever had the privilege of watching? I know, I know,… after surprising the world by faxing his retirement to his hometown newspaper, he’s since admitted that he was exhausted with the Lions culture of losing. I get that. But doesn’t it seem like Lauren Sanders could have been in his…
Nate Burleson is a relatively quiet #2 wideout on a high octane offense. It’s kind of surprising when you think about the numbers he puts up in Detroit, but few people outside the Motor City really knew much about him. Burleson clearly has a marketing mind, as he knew that a simple car crash while reaching for a slice of pizza was one way to put his name into the national landscape. Since the infamous…