Brian Harman’s wife Kelly Van Slyke Harman is a breath of fresh air. Let’s take ourselves a little break from the mayhem of self-obsessed models who can’t stop taking the same picture of themselves and their finely tuned body parts for a second. It’s time for a little session of under-par golf chicks. That’s right, folks, let’s rev up those curious peepers and get ready to leer at Brian Harman’s wife Kelly Van Slyke.
This is exactly the type of chick who you guys should be digging because she, you know, does something. She has a job and contributes stuff to the world. She’s a radiation therapist. So yeah: she blasts people with radiation. Now, I admit, that doesn’t sound so nice, but I assure you radiation has its uses– such as mass destruction. But no, wait, she’s not hurting anybody. She’s just a fan of blasting radiation at people in order to assuage their troubles. Okay, so I have no idea what radiation therapy is. Fine, I looked it up and, it’s a form of oncology. Brutal. Well, she’s a beautiful woman, and that always helps male patients. She should lie about being married to Brian and let the patients dream a little dream.
Candidly, we have a special place in our heart for Brian Harman’s wife. And it’s not the life saving. And it’s not the fact that she’s no a vapid, self obsessed, selfie junkie. No, no, folks. Kelly is a fan of Opie Radio. Opie is the surviving third of the once glorious Opie & Anthony Show, featuring lil Jimmy Norton. In 2015, Kelly was proud to post a picture with the Opester, noting that she rode some coattails and got to meet the guys. Very cool for her to be on board with those dudes.
So let’s recap? Smart, career oriented, and likes O&A? Yup, we can get on board with that.