Well folks, Jon Ryan’s girlfriend Sarah Colonna is a bigger deal than he is, and it’s pretty clear that the Seahawks mascot “Blitz,” would agree. Fortunately, Seattle’s punter wasn’t afraid to call out the gigantic bird on his shenanigans by saying: Hey Blitz next time u cozy up to my gf put that “situation” back in ur pants. Now, I like Jonny Ryan, but Sarah is an all-around talent. For starters, she’s a New York…
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Austin Davis’ wife Heather Davis blogs about her marriage’s “sin.” Coincidentally, I wonder if putting the word “sin” in quotations makes me the Antichrist? Isn’t it supposed to have profound weight and importance? Putting it in quotations kind of takes the bite out of it. She describes a fairly unhappy first year or marriage with her husband where they were taking bread-making classes: ‘We had spent our entire first year of marriage trying to do…
Leon Spinks’ wife Brenda Spinks and ex-wife Betty may or may not have some things to discuss. Poor Leon Spinks is still having a lot of trouble in the hospital after there were complications in a stomach surgery. The reason Brenda Spinks and ex-wife Betty may have things to discuss is that Betty, though divorced, has the power of attorney and control over life-altering medical decisions. This includes pulling the plug if things get really…
AJ Ellis’ wife Cindy Ellis has three kids, and the youngest one was delivered by none other than AJ himself. That’s right, and not only that, but AJ delivered her in a moving automobile. It’s sort of like one of those 90’s goofball comedies that’s supposed to appeal to families. You know, one with Robin Williams or Hugh Grant bumbling through stuff and getting into wacky situations. Well, Cindy Ellis created “In Labor!” signs that…
UPDATE 09/18/2014: Details are beginning to emerge about the sordid history of Ray McDonald and his girlfriend, with a spiraling tale of domestic violence from both sides. According to reports, Ray McDonald’s girlfriend was assaulted in an August incident following the 49ers D-Lineman’s birthday party at McDonald’s home. Following the incident, McDonald was arrested on felony domestic violence charges, though the 49ers are allowing him to remain active while the legal process play out. In…
John Rocker’s girlfriend Julie McGee is a spray-tan business owner and future Survivor contestant. That’s a lot of living right there. First of all, owning a spray-tan business is sort of like the Sopranos equivalent of “going straight.” You’re not committing any crimes, but your level of greasiness and low-brow practices continues unabated. Spraying on a tan is sort of baffling to me because it’s very easily spotted and rarely improves one’s looks. Let me…
UPDATE 08/30/2014: We didn’t think this one was over. When we first learned of Josh Shaw and Josh Shaw’s girlfriend, there were whispers that there may be more to the story. And now the LAPD has confirmed that there may be more to the story, as according to TMZ, the suspended USC star is currently being investigated for a potential domestic disturbance. The story suggests that Shaw may have been fleeing the scene and shimmying…