Yes, we’ve covered two other ladies that Tim Howard has both been married to and dated, and this is our third. Timmy’s got to feed the hunger, and what better time than right after setting the record for most shots stopped in a World Cup match? Tim Howard’s girlfriend Nora Segura is a hot mod with a hot bod. What else do you need when you’re a rockstar on vacation in Brazil, I ask? He’s…

Hulk’s wife Iran Souza is a lovely mother of two and the one in charge of keeping the mighty hulk from destroying the city of St. Petersburg. No he’s a well-mannered guy, and his speed and stamina is what earned him the nickname. Iran’s a cool lady. She said having soccer kids and moving from country to country makes them sort of lonely, but that’s part of the deal, innit? I have to say, Hulk…

Tim Howard’s girlfriend Sara McLean used to be like the rest of us. McLean is a 24 year old Scottish woman working as a banker and living in London. With a busy life, McLean really didn’t give a damn about soccer (just like the rest of us). However, when you begin dating one of the best goalies in the world, your perspective on his craft and career takes a different turn. While talking to the…

Joel Campbell’s girlfriend Maria Cascante is not a model, but I doubt she is as pious as he is. The press never fails to mention that he recites a certain psalm before every game. Hocus pocus baby, God’s on your side! Daniel Plainview from “There Will Be Blood” thought Joel put on one hell of a show in Costa Rica’s penalty-kick shootout. I don’t like Joel Campbell as a player. I think he’s a bit…

Kyle Beckerman’s wife Kate Beckerman will find the right branding strategy for you. She works as an account supervisor at Love Communications, which is an advertising and public relations firm. I wonder if it was her idea for Kyle to grow dreadlocks in order to more distinguish the Beckerman brand. “If I’m going to be marrying you, I want you to have a hip new vibe that college burnouts can relate to,” the fictional Kate…

Today on International-Sounding Couples Daily, we present to you Giovani Dos Santos’ girlfriend Alexia Imaz. Doesn’t that combination of names just make you want to puke? Giovani Dos Santos translates to John Two Saints. Not as cool now, are you Johnny-boy? Where’s your two saints to protect ya’ from the international name slayer? Alexia Imaz is actually known in Mexico for getting physically abused by her ex-boyfriend, Saade Murillo. She posted a picture on her…

Fernandinho’s wife Glaucia looks like a truly jolly soul. Every picture I’ve seen them together in, she looks like she’s having a blast. If I were a woman married to a guy named “Fernandinho,” I’d be none too pleased. Never mind the fact that he’s worth like a bajillion Euros, my small brain can’t process how to pronounce the guy’s name! Fernan-deen-oh? I think I’ve got it, but man does it not roll off the…