David Bakhtiari’s Girlfriend Kerra Schroeder

David Bakhtiari’s girlfriend Kerra Shroeder is a competitive volleyball player. She stands six feet tall and was thus a helpful addition to the team at Colorado University. She suffered a severe injury senior year. That injury promptly ended her college career, but it did not end her volleyball career. Kerra is 23 years old. I deduced her age because her senior year ended in 2014. I actually watched a video of Kerra on Youtube where she talked at length…

Haha Clinton Dix’s Girlfriend Bria Moody

Haha Clinton Dix’s girlfriend Bria Moody is a certified lash technician. Look, you can’t introduce yourself as “certified lash technician” unless you have a sense of humor. It just doesn’t work. That’s like if I introduced myself as a top-ranked northeastern masturbator. The title itself has a joke built into it. So yes- she threads people’s brows, and she does it oh so well! In my time writing about pro athletes, I have come across…

Julius Peppers’ girlfriend Claudia Sampedro

Julius Peppers’ girlfriend Claudia Sampedro maintains a heavy social media presence. She keeps her Instagram account private despite having a million followers. There is probably a good reason for this, but I can’t imagine what it is. Claudia is a cast member of Miami WAGS. Most of her Twitter activity consists of retweets from fans. She enjoys the attention and appreciates positive messages. Internet debate follows every episode of the show. It’s a hot topic in…

Eddie Lacy’s girlfriend Jasmine Roussell

Eddie Lacy’s girlfriend Jasmine Roussell is alleged by a woman who wrote into balleralert.com to have “stolen him away” from her. You gotta’ love that. It ain’t like this woman is getting some kind of revenge on Jasmine by alerting a website that she stole him away. What’s she’s really doing is making herself seem a fraction more important for all of five minutes before she goes back to faceless anonymity. But she did help…

James Jones’ wife Tamika Jones

James Jones’ wife Tamika Jones was a freshman at San Jose State when they met after a mutual friend introduced them. As Tamika tells it in a short interview, they started out as friends and grew into a couple in 2002. She told Inside The Huddle that he’ll eat “any food” after the game, but if it’s a night game he’ll eat breakfast sausage. She told the interviewer “believe it or not” after telling him…

Randall Cobb’s girlfriend Aiyda Ghahramani

Randall Cobb’s girlfriend Aiyda Ghahramani is a gorgeous woman working for a law firm specializing in intellectual property law. Her profile at the company states that she is not a member of the DC Bar, but that she’s “supervised by members of the DC Bar.” She focuses on “litigation and rendering opinions on patentability,” which is a fancy way of saying she looks at a bunch of papers and statements related to who owns rights…

Jarret Bush’s Wife Lucimara Silva

Who doesn’t love it when an Olympic athlete gets hitched to a professional football player? I think something about the prospect of making genetically-buffed super-children appeals to me in this regard. Jarret Bush’s wife Lucimara Silva is just such a person. Her sport is the heptathlon– one of the most badass all-around sports in the world. Just as a reminder, the heptathlon consists of 100M hurdles, high jump, shot put, 200 M sprint, long jump,…

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