Aaron Kromer’s wife Dawn Kromer

Aaron Kromer’s wife Dawn Kromer witnessed the recent incident between Aaron and his neighbor’s son which landed him in cuffs. With the constant discussion taking place around spousal abuse, when I first heard the word “battery,” I thought oh boy here we go again with another wife-beating incident. But this time around, that’s not what happened at all,… it’s a little more nuanced, I suppose. So from what we have available to us currently, Aaron…

Brad Boxberger’s wife Anna Boxberger

Brad Boxberger’s wife Anna Boxberger is a sweet southern lady and a mom. Sometime in early January the couple got married and traveled to Hawaii for their honeymoon. A year later and they’ve got a child named Ava. Of course, Anna treats her french bulldog Ralph like a human child as well– it’s one of the more common but harmless behaviors we see in the maternal types. It seems Brad Boxberger’s wife Anna Boxberger was…

Stephen Vogt’s wife Alyssa Vogt

If you’re a fan of Stephen Vogt, you can thank Stephen Vogt’s wife Alyssa Vogt for him staying in the league. The guy wanted to throw in the towel and she said ho ho hooooo, now waita’ second pal, you just hold ya’ horses. She told him he should give it another year and see how he feels after that season’s done because she wouldn’t want to live with a guy moping around thinking “what…

DJ LeMahieu’s wife Jordan LeMahieu

DJ LeMahieu’s wife Jordan LeMahieu is another newlywed, and she’s been a wife of his for less than a year. They met in college at a halloween party at LSU. Little did she know that she’d soon be adopting one of the most difficult last names a player wife could ever take on. I still can’t say this guy’s name, and when I see it written down I think I’m having cognitive issues. DJ is…

Joe Panik’s girlfriend Brittany Pinto

Joe Panik’s girlfriend Brittany Pinto looks exactly like Punky Brewster. Like, exactly. In fact, she looks more like what one would imagine Punky Brewster would look like grown up than the actual woman who played Punky Brewster as a kid (if that makes sense). The soul of Punky transferred itself to Brittany Pinto after the show wrapped up. I think Joe and Brittany need to get a golden retriever and name him Brandon. Side note:…

AJ Pollock’s wife Kate Newall

AJ Pollock’s wife Kate Newall came ​over to the United States from Australia and played a mean game of lacrosse during her time at Notre Dame. The couple met when she was a starter on Notre Dame’s women’s lacrosse, and according to her player profile, she was a competent one. He was doing his thing on the diamond; now he’s doing his thing for the Diamondbacks. Somewhere along the way, Kate lived in England for…

Dee Gordon’s mother Devona Strange and father Tom Gordon

Normally, we’d be running through the motions to find a post about Dee Gordon’s girlfriend, or Dee Gordon’s wife, but the young Marlins stud doesn’t leave a paper trail. Wanting to cover the speedster, we thought there’s a much more interesting story when it comes to how Flash Jr. grew up. Dee Gordon’s mom Devona Strange passed away when he was six years old, but he’s now on top of the baseball world and loved…