Kenny Britt’s wife Sabrina Britt is known for her vigilance around Kenny. In a recent episode of Hollywood and Football, she told a woman to give her husband five feet. Actually, it started with five inches and then became five feet. I have my doubts whether half the show is real at all, but that’s the magic of “reality sports television.” Pro footballers and their wives now pull double duty as actors and entertainers as well as professional athletes. Kenny’s response was “we can still talk from five feet!” Hey, it makes for good television, I guess? If you’re looking for a PBS documentary about endangered birds, maybe keep flipping channels.
Another new adventure (besides thwarting young attractive girls from drawing Mr. Britt’s attention) is to find a house. They lived in a hotel for awhile with their two kids. They also own a dog named Gucci. Of course she named the dog Gucci (shudder). There’s no better way to measure cultural vapidity than to turn on the television and see a dog named after a high-end fashion brand. What about low-end fast food brands? Can someone please name their dog McDonald’s? They checked out one house with a $9,000,000 price tag. Kenny’s asked Britt if she wanted to be married to a mortgage, and Kenny Britt’s wife responded that it was hard enough to be married to Kenny. Hey, a sense of humor is a great thing. These guys come up with snappy one-liners for the cameras.
For Halloween, Kenny and the family dressed up as comic book characters. Kenny Britt’s wife dressed as Poison Ivy, and Kenny was the Joker. I joke about Sabrina and the dog’s name, but she definitely has a good personality. How could she not? Kenny can look for opportunities on television after he finishes his football career because they both have high charisma.