Is Von Miller’s girlfriend Rona Gonzales? I’d say most certainly not, but five years ago he was wishing she was. I’m not even sure I’d go that far. I should say he was wishing to have some kind of relations with her. He had said back in 2011 on Twitter that what he wanted for Christmas was her. Then he called her his “beautiful new girlfriend.” I had thought there was never any response from Rona, but I was wrong. Three years later, she actually said, “Where’s Von Miller when you need him?” That was in 2014. I wonder where they actually stand.
My intuition tells me that Rona is devilishly difficult to nail down. She’s the type to leave cryptic tweets on her account that seems to have something to do with romantic interests, but you just can’t tell. For instance, she said recently “out of sight, out of mind.” Now come on! That has to mean something! If she were Von Miller’s girlfriend (which I’m 95% she’s not), but if she were– we’d at least expect one picture of them to surface, right? My first impression of dear young Rona was that she was hung up on her looks more than anything, but that idea dissipated after looking through some of her posts. She appears to have a fairly well refined sense of humor mixed with a touch of melancholy and self-reflection. She has a lot of friends and seems to also have actual guy friends, which I always assume is an impossibility with a girl that looks like her. I wonder if all her guy friends are just failed suitors that stick around to be close to her? Just thinking out loud, people.
Anyway, Rona is a well-respected and well-liked model, and I like her. She’s had some “modifications” to her body, shall we say, but I like what she says on her social media a lot more than most models. For instance, she finds a classy way to complain about the rain: “Dear Rain, I appreciate you, I really do…But I would love for you to give me a break on Saturday, the 9th. That’s all. Thank you!” I like that. She’s well spoken when it comes to wishing for good weather. It shows class. Also, she’s not Von Miller’s girlfriend unless you can come up with some evidence that she is.
