Luke Kuechly’s girlfriend Shannon Reilly is the very definition of a goody-two-shoes. She has a website (or blog or whatever you want to call it) where she talks and talks and talks about becoming a good leader and good classmate and good volunteer and good doctor and on and on and on. I can tell you just about everything about this girl, for I have read a virtual memoir and autobiography thanks to her website. Never before have I seen as large a cache of information on one player wife or girlfriend. I’m serious, guys, there are like two dozen different links and essays she provides about herself here.
I think the purpose of her website was to show colleges and hospitals that she has what it takes to become a surgeon or a surgeon’s assistant as she moved on to post-grad studies in medicine. Her stated goal in life was first to become a surgeon (I’m referencing her “Final Reflection” essay) but then it seems like she might have downgraded that to surgeon’s assistant (referencing her “About Me” essay). This chick is like a college-goals robot. In fact, if you want to hear what a robotic interpretation of her soul sounds like, click here, highlight the essay with your cursor, then go to the browser task bar, click Edit, Speech, Start Speaking. It’s sort of a surreal experience hearing Luke Kuechly’s girlfriend Shannon Reilly talk about her goals and experiences through the automated voice of a machine.
No but she’s seriously ambitious when it comes to being a surgeon (or surgeon’s assistant). I absolutely love the photo of her latex-gloved hand holding what looks like a corpse’s arm and a cross-eyed girl in the background giving a “Oh You!” look. It might be the most surreal photo of a pro athlete’s girlfriend I’ve seen yet. It’s probably not a corpse. I hope not, anyway.
I’m certain not even her star linebacker boyfriend has this much information on the web about him, and I guarantee you he hasn’t provided a tenth as much himself. He had a pretty darn good year with 93 tackles, 156 combined, 2 sacks, and 4 interceptions. He’s a Pro-Bowler, and he’s dating a girl who has some serious career aspirations. He apparently didn’t take her to Hawaii to the Pro-Bowl, and I can understand why. I wonder if her actual speaking voice resembles the Google Chrome Reader voice. That would be awesome.