Does anyone else think when Johnny Manziel, aka Johnny Football, wakes up in the morning he hits the old Ipod and blasts It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube and smiles?
If you don’t believe me look at all the pictures featuring Johnny and a different girl, all in what appears to be the same night. Hell the kid is dressed as Scooby Doo and he’s still pulling in great trim. No, we don’t think any of them are Johnny Manziel’s girlfriend. Why? Because he’s Johnny-effing-Manziel.
For anyone wondering if Johnny does have a girlfriend, the answer is simple, OF COURSE NOT. Are you looking at these pictures. Why date one girl when you have the pick of any girl at Texas A&M. Want to know the scary part about all these pictures, they were taken on or near Halloween which was before Johnny went to Alabama and knocked off the number one team in the nation. I’m not even sure Johnny gives the time of day to college chicks anymore. Can you imagine what his night must have been like when he got back to campus after the Bama game? He might only be taking calls from celebs at this point. I’m not basing this thought on anything other than a hunch but Taylor Swift has to be doing whatever she can to get at Johnny and she just had American royalty when she hooked up with a Kennedy this summer.
All this for a kid who is only a freshman. I repeat ONLY A FRESHMAN. If this reign of terror continues Johnny might go down in PlayerWives.com history as the best college QB of all time for his entire body of work on and off the field. If you told me Johnny has a 4.0 I’d believe it in a second because the kid can do no wrong. I say this time and time but Varsity Blues may have been the most spot on depiction of what happens down south to popular football players. Now if you excuse me I’m going to toss in my copy of Varsity Blues and live vicariously through Tweeter.