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Lamar Odom's wife Khloe Kardashian, 4.6 out of 10 based on 378 ratings Fast Facts
- Date of Birth: July 27, 1984
- Resume: For loyal readers, you may remember a previous post in which I was particularly tough on Khloe's sister Kim Kardashian. I'm going to warn you now, we feel no different about this vapid, annoying, useless, talentless, daughter of a G-list celebrity lawyer.
Her resume? She's been on reality TV shows, kept herself nice and chubby, and never worked a day in her life. She appeared nude in a PETA ad, further developing my general hatred of PETA, and all things PETA related. - Fast Facts: Khloe recently broke up with Timberwolves guard Rashad McCants in January, 2009. After the breakup, she explained to people magazine why she was done with basketball players, and moving on to football players. “Football players have one game a week, and they practice every day, but they’re all at home. In basketball, they’re on the road all the time.” In this same interview, she explained that she blogged about the breakup the friggin morning after it happened because, "Otherwise, I could think, ‘I’ll take him back.' I blogged the next morning so I wouldn’t change my mind."
- Time Together: Who knows exactly. What we do know is that Khloe and McCants officially split in early 2009, and Khloe is getting married to Lamar this Sunday, September 27, 2009.
- Fun Facts: OK, we've been a little tough here today, but this marriage is definitely going to work. I mean, Lamar is a responsible dude who loves candy, basketball and midgets.
Yup, midgets.
Thanks to Joe Buck's favorite site TMZ.com, it was revealed that Lamar Odom's bachelor party is being thrown by creep extrodinnaire, Girls Gone Wild creator, Joe Francis. The event is being held Thursday, 9/24 at Les Deux in Hollywood, and being advertised to have "drinks * dj * stripper poles * midgets * & tons of candy."
Like we said, this marriage is sure to last. I mean, what could possibly go wrong at a bachelor party sponsored by the GGW creator and is advertised to have midgets and stripper poles.
11.20.2009
the picture of kourtney might get khloe a better rating on here..
12.4.2009
these Kardashian sisters get on my nerves, They are almost as annoying and Heidi and Spencer Pratt. Lets just put all of the Speidis and kardashians of the world in a bottle of throw them far into the ocean, where they are no longer apart of civilization.(And I was holing back in this comment)
2.20.2010
he could have done better, i mean she is just another slutty ass kardashian she has a foul mouth, dirty mouth, nasty mouth, y would he marry trash? dam lamar couldn u have pick someone with a little more class, i mean u see she has no respect 4 her fam and i know if u have sistas or cousins them sistas aint havin that ugly bitch dis them like she do, and she is bisexual. she mo man than u bro. and she aint cute, dam she is the ugly sister. thats y she is so mean. i cant wait 4 ur fam members 2 dig in that ass, i mean kick her ass not fuck that stink asshole. sorry lamar but u brought that on ur own. ms. mack/b-mores finest.
5.30.2010
I don’t think she is related to the Kardashian family, she is the only one who look odd. Anyways Kim got famous for showing her naked behind and making a sex tape, who cares about kourtney because she is a nobody and now kloe is trying to become famous by marrying a basketball player. And have you seen their mom? Her face look plastic. I just crack myself up!