Another day, another new James Harden lady. You thought we were kidding about that? James Harden’s girlfriend Khloe Kardashian is well known for being on the show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. I’ve not seen one episode of it, but it’s always sounded awful, and that’s why I’ve never had any interest. And before we get too deep into this one, lets put that girlfriend tag into context. TerezOwens.com and OK Magazine were the first to this one, noting that Harden and Kardashian flew to Hawaii together, and while they are “dating,” they are both working to keep it under wraps for now.
Of course, we know about Khloe’s past relationship with Lamar Odom. Didn’t Lamar run into addicition issues with crack? I seem to remember seeing a video of him supposedly high and singing with another dude. Anyway, Khloe has moved on from crack and is now addicted to men who have a new girlfriend every few weeks. James Harden’s girlfriend Khloe Kardashian is known for being fairly tall: 5’10” to be precise. That is not a problem for Harden, who is 6’5″. I sort of wonder why women think Harden is attractive because of his cloud-like beard and why men think Khloe is attractive because of her general awkward appearance, but then I remember they’re both rich and famous.
I suppose now I also understand why James Harden’s other “girlfriend” Farrah Flossit took the picture of him in the bed. It’s because she wanted to ruin his new relationship with Khloe since she knew she’d never be able to have him. It’s just as I had foreseen (chuckles like Emperor Palpatine). I mean, Farrah poses for pictures in bed with handguns in her mouth; Khloe would never do that. You might even say she posed with her side piece. I’m not exactly sure what Khloe does during the day. Based on tabloids, she walks around rich California neighborhoods and gets photographed by papa razzi. There’s also a clothing company called Dash which I guess the Kardashians have something to do with, but I honestly don’t care. I’ll be honest: I have a general dislike of Kim and Kanye (Kim for being so overexposed and Kanye for being such a narcissistic sourpuss) so having so much to do with them generally puts me at odds with Khloe.