Joakim Noah is amazing. Take this girl that we're loosely calling "Joakim Noah's girlfriend," for instance. The not quite classically handsome big man hung out with this chick on a beach in St. Bart's, where she spent the day really demonstrating her disdain for shirts.
Where we normally like to dive in and provide more information about the relationship or the girlfriend, unfortunately there is really nothing else to go on here - we still don't have a name. We are however, taught a valuable lesson that even if you're the not the most handsome dude in the NBA (per a highly scientific vote of Playerwives staff) you still get to pull trim like this.
I'd make that trade.