Player Wives & Girlfriends

The Story

• Fast Facts: For those looking for a sarcastic thrashing of Nomar, you can keep looking elsewhere, cause you'll never find it here. There will be no hatchet job on the most exciting player in the HISTORY of the Boston Red Sox who was devastatingly taken from my life on July 31, 2004 at 4:50pm. As I sob into my Narragansett beer (did you know they still made those?) and reminisce on good days gone by with my friend Nomar (who still won't return my calls), here's the story of Nomar and Mia.
• Time Together: Nomar and Mia met and began dating in 2001 and were married on November 22, 2003. I still contend that Yoko Hamm is responsible for the Red Sox losing in the 2003 ALCS, as Nomar and Manny were the only two players on the team who didn't shave their head. Manny said no because he was probably confused by the verb shave, and Nomar said no because Mia wouldn't let him due to their shortly pending nuptials. Had that slag let him shave it, there's no question they beat the Yankees in 6.
• Fun Facts: The couple has twin daughters born March 27, 2007. Their names are Grace Isabella and Ava Caroline, and do not appear to be given the reverse spelled names of their parents.
  
  
• Quote: I can't help myself. I did so well not to make fun of him, but this just can't be ignored.
  
  "Thanks, beautiful."
  
  Watch the video. I'm sorry Nomie, but I had to bring it up.