04/23/13 (Updated)

Robinson Cano's Girlfriend (?)

We've searched for months on this topic, and despite the occasional hint, whisper or possibility; from everything we can tell Robinson Cano's girlfriend does not currently exist. One of the main points to our conclusion came from Cano himself via Twitter. While we don't always believe twitter posts when athletes talk about their significant others, Robinson more or less confirmed our suspicions earlier in the season (April to be precise) with this post.

@RobinsonCano:No I don't RT @DJMeowMeow03040: do u have a girlfriend

Now could Robinson have picked up a girlfriend during the season? Of course,... but then again, why would he? Seriously think about that for a second. You are Robinson Cano of the New York Yankees; a perennial All-Star playing on the biggest team in the biggest market. Why would you ever settle down? Robinson can actually take some advice from his teammate Derek Jeter. As we all know Jeter is not married and has played just about the entire NY scene while he has been a Yankee. And you know what, good for Jeter. When he turns 40 and is about to retire then he can and will settle down. Trust me, when he does, the girl he picks will be a top ten girl so why bother settling early.

Now we all know that Jeter has served as a bit of a mentor to Cano playing in the middle of the infield in the Bronx. But one area Jeter needs to work with Cano on is who he hooks up with. We've included a few pictures of ladies that Robinson has been rumored to have hooked up with or dated. A few 6's or 7's in there but nothing on the top shelf. Even when he went the college route the girls weren't 10's (this might have to do with hanging out with a pre-steroid Melky Cabera who I'm going to guess isn't the best wingmen of all time). So we expect over the years to be making a lot of edits on the Robinson Cano page with hookups and ladies he dates for a few months then tosses to the side. Call it the real Yankee way I guess.

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11 Responses to “Robinson Cano's Girlfriend (?)”

  1. Cathy George

    His girlfriend is Desiree. young, beautiful Persian woman working in NYC.

  2. Anonymous

    I feel He is a piece of garbage as a person. I would love to kick his ass. He's a punk

  3. Jianelyz

    @Anonymous u betta shut da f up u slut u just fucking hating cuz u aint got noting to do in ya life real shit just leave da boy alone to enjoy his life while he still has it >:-l

  4. Anonymous

    Ran into him at foot locker, he's a crusty dude. See him here and there and at the same clubs and restaurants I go nobody really sweats him in uptown nyc.

  5. Anonymous

    @anonymous just shut the fuck up bc u just fucking hating, hust leave the boy alone and let him enjoy his live while he still has it bitch.

  6. Kristin

    my girlfriend dated him. It was constant booby bars. He use to say I have three children... My bat my ball and my glove. His "body guard" was cool. Robby was cool. I asked him once to call a former coworker for his birthday since he was a huge fan of the Yankees and he did. Everyone has their days, but all in all a good person. Always treated us with respect, (even at the high class dancing joints( lol. and always made sure we were VIP with him and his boys.

  7. ed

    u should have him call me on my bday

  8. ed

    just shut the hell up you monster !

  9. Elizabeth Massimino

    Can't you haters just wish Cano well? From all that is out there, Cano doesn't seem to be an A-Rod type when it comes to women - his baby mama is a perfect example (plus-size, Dominican, older than he). As a professional athelete worth millions he has a lot to consider with every hook up. As a MAN, he should. Good luck, Robbie, finding "the one."

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  11. Anonymous

    The guys a deadbeat phony piece of shit. Stop praising someone you don't know just because he can hit s baseball. Who the hell cares? That doesn't make him a good guy people. Wake up!!