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- UPDATE: UPDATE: 12/14/09:
Ha motherfuckers! We win!!! Please read the comment written by yours truly on July 27, 2009: "You know what Alex. She's still done with a shitload of dudes before you. Enjoy breaking up in October when the Yankees are out of the playoffs and she has to spend a couple days with you. She'll learn what a douche you are and will probably get pissed at you stealing her lip gloss...
I'll say it again. Suck it Alex.
Well guess what ladies and a-holes, we were right. According to Us Weekly, after spending approximately 5 weeks having to put up with each other on a regular basis, the couple has called it splits. Whispers began when a once vocal Hudson went mum on the relationship to David Letterman saying only that she "had a fun summer," and that ARod was a "friend." Those whispers came to a head when Us Weekly published the story from an unnamed source close to the couple revealed the breakup. God, this feels good. F You ARod. - Fast Facts: The two began dating in May, 2009, and proceeded to spend the summer flaunting their relationship across in front of any and every camera possible.
- Fun Facts: Hudson is a woman who has been linked to many a celebrity including being married to Black Crowes lead singer Chris Robinson, and having a well publicized on and off relationship with Owen Wilson. Hudson has been linked to some of the following people as well: NBA star Baron Davis, NHL player Eric Lindros, PGA Pro Adam Scott, actors Matthew McConaughey, Dax Shepard, Heath Ledger and more.
Look, I'm not a journalist, so I can write this. I hate Alex Rodriguez. I hate the fact that tonight he's going to go home and after an hour of getting turned on by looking at himself in a mirror, he's going to get the chance to hit it with Kate Hudson. Something about that seems unjust to me. Because of our well documented bitterness, I feel the need to remind that purple lip glossed dick that he wasn't the first man on that moon. To the right, you'll notice that we've posted nothing but pictures of Kate Hudson with other men that she's probably done it with.
Suck it, Alex.
9.2.2009
pathetic jealousy, so she's had 9 guys in her life.
Shoot I'm 33 and have had that many women just in the past 2 years..I wont call them relationships, but you catch my drift. Let's not be hypocrites here. A woman can date whoever she wants just like we can.
12.18.2009
very badly by you. alex Rodriguez has demonstrated to be always the best one of the baseball players ever. your simply are a jealous one, than it is, which represents and has. badly by you!!!
12.18.2009
sorry very me is.
12.23.2009
Your life would be a lot better if you removed the hate from it. Not that I care.
5.25.2010
You're a jealous little bitch of another man. You're either closet gay or spineless. I'm guessing gay the way you said 'get turned on by staring at himself & hit it w/ k.h.'
If you were a regular you would have said how lucky he was to fuck that fine ass.
5.25.2010
Dear WayOuttaHere:
If you want to call me gay for watching Wife Swap, then that's cool. If you want to call me gay for having 2 Lady Gaga songs on my iPhone, then I get it. But calling me gay for calling ARod out for being a general douchebag? Hmm, I guess I'm mising the connection there. (also, halfwit, the comment about turning himself on when looking in the mirror is a direct shot at a photo shoot he did where he looked thoroughly aroused while staring at just himself in the mirror. Congratulations on your grasp of general pop culture.)
Seriously, we've had some dumb people on this site before but you take the cake. Congratulations for getting it. By it of course, I mean the overtly jealous tones, the disdain for the cheapest, dirtiest motherfucker in the league, and the overall tongue-in-cheek tone of the post. In case you don't know what any of the above means, and I'm guessing you don't, it means that I was being satirically (joking) ornery (angry).
Actually, since I have time, and I hate stupid self righteous fucks like you, I want to rattle off the congratulations I'm offering you:
1. Congratulations for your general homophobia.
1a. Congratulations for your finely tuned gaydar... OH NO! You caught me!
2. Congratulations for your firm grasp of current pop culture references.
3. Congratulations for being the dumbest motherfucker to ever look at this site (and we have people emailing us thinking we're the actual wives on a semi-weekly basis, so that's saying something)
4. Congratulations for getting sarcasm.
5. Congratulations for your firm grasp of the english language.
I guess that wraps it up. I'd keep going because I hate you, but I'll call it a night. I have to go jerk off to pictures of A-Rod.... err.. uhh,... I mean bang hot chicks.
Thanks for stopping by sweetie, and go fuck yourself.
XOXOXO
6.25.2010
Lmao i have 2 agree with the whole a rod thing! Hes definetly a bitch! He needs 2 get fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2.1.2011
My girlfriend is hotter than Kate "Lady Goodman" Hudson. Of all things for which to be jealous of Alex Rodriguez, Lady Goodman is not one of them.
6.19.2011
she's dated Eric and Brett Lindros mostly Eric
6.21.2011
What kind of loser would celebrate the breakup of a couple? You should go play in the street -- preferably in traffic.