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PhotosDerek Jeter is the Anti-Christ
Here is his girlfriend resume to prove it., 8.1 out of 10 based on 191 ratings
- Resume: Pictures in chronological order (L-R):
1. Mariah Carey 1996-1997
2. Tyra Banks 1997
3. Joy Enriquez 1998
4. Lara Dutta 2000
5. Jordana Brewster 2001-2002
6. Hostess from Scores Strip club in November, 2003 (Unpictured)
7. Adriana Lima 2003
8. Vanessa Minnillo, 2003
9. Jessica Alba, 2004
10. Scarlett Johansson, 2004
11. Vida Guerra, 2005
12. Penthouse Pet Cassia Riley
13. Jessica Biel, 2006-2007
14. Gabrielle Union, 2007
15. Minka Kelly, 2007-2009
16. Unidentified rumored college co-ed (Unpictured)
- Quote: In a blind gossip item in the New York Daily news, a friend of Jeter's rumored co-ed girlfriend, said: “she told him she wanted a tighter butt, so he got her a friends-and-family discount to a gym he goes to and offered to help her work on it. The next day, she was telling everyone how sore she was from their workout.”
I could take the easy way out and make a joke about Jeter helping her work out, and her having a sore ass the next day. I however choose to take the high road: Derek Jeter is in year 8 of a 10 year, $190,000,000 contract, and the dude can't even pay for his girlfriends gym membership(we remind you again, she's in college). But he did get her a discount! That's one hell of a guy.
- Fun Facts: It is not the mission of Playerwives to start rumors. It is however our mission to point you towards rumors that already exist.
Go Google the following three words: "Derek Jeter Herpes."
Hey, we didn't start it. Jeter's unsafe sex started it. Or maybe the Scores girl started it. It doesn't matter... all that matters is that we didn't start it.