06/10/09
 

Derek Jeter is the Anti-Christ
Here is his girlfriend resume to prove it.

 

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Derek Jeter is the Anti-Christ
Here is his girlfriend resume to prove it., 8.1 out of 10 based on 191 ratings

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  • Resume: Pictures in chronological order (L-R):
    1. Mariah Carey 1996-1997
    2. Tyra Banks 1997
    3. Joy Enriquez 1998
    4. Lara Dutta 2000
    5. Jordana Brewster 2001-2002
    6. Hostess from Scores Strip club in November, 2003 (Unpictured)
    7. Adriana Lima 2003
    8. Vanessa Minnillo, 2003
    9. Jessica Alba, 2004
    10. Scarlett Johansson, 2004
    11. Vida Guerra, 2005
    12. Penthouse Pet Cassia Riley
    13. Jessica Biel, 2006-2007
    14. Gabrielle Union, 2007
    15. Minka Kelly, 2007-2009
    16. Unidentified rumored college co-ed (Unpictured)
  • Quote: In a blind gossip item in the New York Daily news, a friend of Jeter's rumored co-ed girlfriend, said: “she told him she wanted a tighter butt, so he got her a friends-and-family discount to a gym he goes to and offered to help her work on it. The next day, she was telling everyone how sore she was from their workout.”
    I could take the easy way out and make a joke about Jeter helping her work out, and her having a sore ass the next day. I however choose to take the high road: Derek Jeter is in year 8 of a 10 year, $190,000,000 contract, and the dude can't even pay for his girlfriends gym membership(we remind you again, she's in college). But he did get her a discount! That's one hell of a guy.
  • Fun Facts: It is not the mission of Playerwives to start rumors. It is however our mission to point you towards rumors that already exist.

    Go Google the following three words: "Derek Jeter Herpes."

    Hey, we didn't start it. Jeter's unsafe sex started it. Or maybe the Scores girl started it. It doesn't matter... all that matters is that we didn't start it.
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11 Responses to “Derek Jeter is the Anti-Christ
Here is his girlfriend resume to prove it.”

  1. Jamie

    6.15.2009

    bottom right is minka kelly, not some unidentified college girl.

  2. thinds

    6.15.2009

    You're right on. Thanks for the heads up, and it's fixed now. Thanks for the feedback

  3. I hate the Yankees but Jeter... - VolNation

    8.2.2009

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  4. linda

    12.18.2009

    The article above this one has a picture of Minka and above it with the statement
    Derek jeters fiance.If that is true-why are you printing he currently has a college student girlfriend.You really need to get your act together because we all know Jeter is a REAL class act.IF he does have a fiance-he WOULD NOT hace a girlfriend!!

  5. thinds

    12.20.2009

    We are printing precisely what the New York Post printed months ago when this post was launched. The New York Post doesn't go into their archives to change the wording of articles from 6 months ago when new facts are revealed do they?

    To further discuss some of your issues, Jetes ain't the class act Yankee fans think he is in the dating arena. Ask virtually any of the women on his resume why their relationship ended. Without printing some of the more salacious information which is easily found online, let's just say that some of these timelines overlap. He's no Tiger, but let's not canonize the man with strippers, porn stars and a blurry dating timeline just yet, ok?

  6. Im rubber, you're glue

    5.2.2010

    lol @ the how far this blog has to go with their Yankee hate. Jetes-u da man.

  7. getalife

    8.29.2010

    Is this all you have to do with your life? Are you jealous of his salary, dating history, or lacking something in your own life? Why don't you print a list and pictures of all the men you have been with? Give the guy his privacy.
    FYI repeating rumors is the same as starting them. Grow up.

  8. stalkermuch?

    8.29.2010

    sooooo who you date makes you the anti-christ? your cool..

  9. Chris

    6.23.2012

    LOL at the article, jealous much? dont hate the player hate the game. Just because girls are butt hurt when it ends (who wants to break it off with captain of the New York Yankees) and they talk smack to Joe-Blow McHater (that would be you) doesn't make him the antichrist, it just makes you look bitter about another man living the dream. /endrant

  10. ralph

    8.26.2012

    Actually the Bible says that there will be a lot of anti-Christs in the last days. It's not just politicians but celebrities, rappers, musicians, writers who cause people to lead immortal lifestyles. Even terrorists who say they're doing something holybin order to mislead others is an anti-christ. Derek Jeter is one of the biggest fornicators around.
    S

  11. Others

    10.4.2012

    Most Male Athletes have a gf resume like this, check out Cristiano Ronaldo to see an even longer resume, lol.

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