Justin Turner’s girlfriend Kourtney Elizabeth is the kind of girl guys wish they could hang out with. She’s got a sardonic, cutting kind of sense of humor that catches you a little off-guard. You can tell she knows what’s funny and what’s not. She pretty much tries to make everything humorous, which is awesome. A good example is this odd picture she took of herself wearing a Texas cowboy hat. She’s holding an American flag and an armadillo stuffed animal, posing in front of a large picture of Reunion Tower in Dallas. Her caption is “what happens when your man’s at work and no one else made the trip to Dallas.”
One of my other favorite pictures of Justin Turner’s girlfriend Kourtney Elizabeth is her with a baseball mascot and they both have their hands on their hips. She said “If I’d known he was mocking my pose at the time, we would’ve exchanged words”. Because come on, who doesn’t like getting into conflicts with baseball mascots?
Kourtney also gave her father, who passed away three years ago, a nice tribute on Father’s Day, saying she carries him with her and even more when she has road rage. Kourtney has been to a grand total of 18 different baseball parks, which is a helluva’ lot. That even seems sort of high for a player wife or girlfriend. But, If you dig traveling and seeing your boyfriend play, it’s not that many.
Kourtney’s dog is a little guy. I’m going to go ahead and say he’s a German Hunting Terrier, or a mix of that and a Chihuahua. But, I sometimes get that way wrong. His name’s Pug, and she takes him pretty much everywhere so I think he’s a seasoned flyer. My favorite post of Kourtney’s regarding her dog was:
“Ladies, find someone that looks at you the same way Nug looks at this french fry.”
Non-stop jokes from the lovely Kourtney with a K. Back in May, Kourtney and Justin went to the Pacquiao Mayweather fight. I wonder how disappointed and bored they were by that one. Though, I guess it’d be alright if you were there to soak up the energy and anticipation. But I imagine after about 7 rounds even that’s got to wear out.