Andrew Heaney’s wife Jordan Heaney lists her home as Oklahoma City (so I already have empathy for her), and pile on top of that she’s married to a guy who just got traded prematurely. Andrew is now on the Angels, and with the way he’s dealing, the young couple may want to consider moving there for a long time to come. Andrew was born in Oklahoma City as well, so that explains why they both live there in the off-season.
Most of Jordan’s activity online stems from Andrew’s progress as a pitcher and what he’s up to. Andrew Heaney’s wife will also throw all kinds of little in-jokes his way as the season progresses. One such joke was a meme with Josh Hutcherson (from “The Hunger Games”) looking drunk and off-kilter saying “I’d give you overcooked bread drenched in water and covered in dirt” with a to and a from on it. It was her Valentine’s Day tweet to her husband. Jordan is also really into Women’s Humor, retweeting “I’m flexible as long as everything is exactly the way I want it.” A whole lot of retweeting activity comes from that particular account.
Jordan’s brother Kelly is autistic and was featured in an article in The Oklahoman. Kelly refers to Andrew as his brother and calls him “the best brother ever” while he puts his arm around Andrew. It’s a sweet gesture. Jordan Heaney was formerly Jordan Ore (cool name) and started dating him after their junior year in high school. Apparently Andrew met Jordan’s brother a few months into their relationship, and the two of them became good friends. Andrew said of Jordan’s brother, “I’d always kind of mess around with him, put him in choke holds. Then he got too big, and he started beating me up.” Of course Andrew becoming a big-brother type of friend with her brother sealed the deal for their relationship, and you can tell Andrew’s got a big heart.