11/28/13 (Updated)

Shane Carwin's wife Lani Carwin

 

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This is the type of post where I will live in fear for my life after it goes up on Playerwives. Reason being.... I don't think Lani is attractive.... like at all[Editor's note: DJ Pullout in no way represents the views of this site. We think she's hot, Shane. We swear.] Look at her face. I mean seriously Shane? It's time to upgrade to 2.0. Is her hair line receding? I mean I'm not one to talk about hair lines receding but damn. Get a weave miss. Also have you heard her voice? I watched the youtube video on the right and immediately wanted to turn it off when she started talking. I dont know how Shane puts up with that on a daily basis. Don't get me wrong.... she seems nice and all.... def not a bitch.... but something about her makes me cringe. Her teeth maybe? Or her nose? I don't know. Yes I am going to hell.

Lani Carwin works as a realtor. I guess between her knowing all the realty tricks and Shane's somewhat big money that's how they got that house. Her and Shane also volunteer at a homeless shelter in the local area from time to time to help serve food. Yup.... I'm definitely going to hell now. Hail Satan.

The Carwins consist of Shane, Lani, Shane's son Kamden from a previous marriage, and together they have a daughter named Alexia. Shane and Lani met when Shane was looking to buy a house and one of his friends asked Lani to help him out with it. She approached Shane while he was working on his bicep curls in the gym and the two have been inseparable ever since.

Shane is fighting Junior Dos Santos this Saturday June 11th on PPV for the #1 contender spot in the Heavyweight division of the UFC. This fight will be a guaranteed 1st round KO. Will be glorious.

Shane Carwin's wife Lani Carwin, 6.3 out of 10 based on 72 ratings

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8 Responses to “Shane Carwin's wife Lani Carwin”

  1. Anonymous

    wtf are you talking about? shes hot and not annoying at all... yr dumb

  2. djpullout

    Sorry Anonymous. Youre wrong. Get your standards up.

  3. Anonymous

    I have seen her in person and she is absolutely stunning!!!! Her personality is unbelievable and she is the most uplifting and optimistic person ever. If you don't think she is attractive then so be it. But, Shane definitely got one of the most amazing women that is walking this earth when he married Lani!! She is an amazing package deal. I am not going to drop to your level but I start to question what YOU may look like since you decide to write a negative blog on someones looks and the fact that you used the phrase "like at all" by the second sentence of your post. I am thrilled I stumbled upon this website and your negative post of Lani because I want people to know that men don't marry women just for their personality. We all know that. We wish they did but they don't! They marry mostly off of looks and Shane has some damn good taste! He put a ring on it didn't he?! Enough said! While they continue to live the high life you will continue to negatively write about another athletes wife and continue to live in fear.

  4. BDF

    I have seen her in person and she is absolutely stunning!!!! Her personality is unbelievable and she is the most uplifting and optimistic person ever. If you don't think she is attractive then so be it. But, Shane definitely got one of the most amazing women that is walking this earth when he married Lani!! She is an amazing package deal. I am not going to drop to your level but I start to question what YOU may look like since you decide to write a negative blog on someones looks and the fact that you used the phrase "like at all" by the second sentence of your post. I am thrilled I stumbled upon this website and your negative post of Lani because I want people to know that men don't marry women just for their personality. We all know that. We wish they did but they don't! They marry mostly off of looks and Shane has some damn good taste! He put a ring on it didn't he?! Enough said! While they continue to live the high life you will continue to negatively write about another athletes wife and continue to live in fear.

  5. DJ Pullout

    The fact that you have to harp on a simple website just trying to generate a laugh is insane. Do something better with your time.... like maybe hang out with Lani. And I never claimed to be a stunning bachelor either... in fact Im quite fugily looking if you ask me... but again you're missing the point. The point is its comedy... looking for a laugh. And I know I accomplished that based on the emails I get. Go preach your one track mind somewhere else....

  6. DJ Pullout

    I take it all back. I would bang Lani till the cows came home....

  7. Fuck DJPULLOUT

    How about you post a pic of your chick somewhere. Or actually your boyfriend.or is he still in prison. You don't like any of the chicks unless they have dicks.

  8. kevin

    Shane's not a handsome man either. What do you expect? C'mon

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