Geoff Britten’s wife Jessica Britten is another one of those wonder-moms who seemingly can do just about anything. I mean, she swings on monkey bars and does all those crazy physical feats of agility and strength, and she’s also a mom and wife. That impresses me because it takes a lot of dedication to be good at the obstacle courses that American Ninja Warrior throws at their contestants. I myself am in good shape, but I’d be surprised if I could complete any of them. Anyhow, let’s talk about this couple…
Geoff and Jessica live in Olney, Maryland. It’s north of D.C. They’ve got a young blonde daughter and a black lab named Boone. They love to sail. Sailing is a big part of their lives. Jessica grew up sailing, and their daughter is learning the craft now. Geoff Britten’s wife Jessica is also into shooting stuff with bows and guns. They had a problem with a snake in their backyard so Geoff went snake-hunting with a crossbow. That’s not their typical reaction to snakes, however. They saved a mama snake that had gotten caught in netting. She had a bunch of eggs, and Jessica and Geoff saved them too. I’m not sure if snakes reject their own eggs after humans touch them (like birds are purported to do). They are really into the outdoors, and their pictures they share on social media make me want to go for a run or a hike.
Jessica also has a tiny obsession with abs. She wants them and talks about them often. Geoff Britten’s wife is clearly really fit and athletic, so I’m not sure she needs a totally ripped six pack. Personally, I’ve never liked a six pack on a chick. It’s kind of extreme looking, but if Jessica is willing to put in the hours and eat grass for months, she will attain her goal!